Actor Spider-Man Maguire?

This guy's life made everyone present except Peter green with envy. After all, nearly everyone here was Spider-Man, and Spider-Man's fate was notoriously tragic. Anyone who knew even a little about Spider-Man would have to shake their head. Even Peter, who was already something of an outlier among Spider-Men, could not help sighing. Good lord, this life was practically happier and more fulfilling than Tony Stark's.