Another Little Fanboy, Flash

The news came from someone he knew well, yet who also felt somewhat unfamiliar. That's right, it was his loyal fan, Flash. How strange. Why did Flash seem to be Spider-Man's loyal fan in every world? What kind of bizarre bond existed between Flash and him? Clearly, the relationships between Spider-Men and female characters differed greatly from world to world! Why did the air seem to carry a faint scent of tension? Peter scratched his head, and 94 Spider-Man couldn't figure it out either.