Beauty Trap: Da Gu vs. the Ultimate Little Golden Man

"Super Invincible Great Sword!"

"Behold this Sword Immortal’s 500-Meter Great Sword!"

"Die!"

Like a wolf among sheep, Wang Wu slaughtered Goblins as easily as chopping vegetables. Under the crushing force of her sword qi, these low-level Goblins basically dissolved the instant they touched it. Some higher-level Goblins had decent physical bodies, but before Wang Wu’s suppression, they were like tofu with no power to resist and fell one after another.

The Goblin tribe had originally wanted to capture Wang Wu, but after seeing that she was fiercer than even a hero and that her sword qi was so terrifying, they scattered and fled before long.

Wang Wu discovered that the special energy produced after a Goblin died could help her rapidly condense Golden Cores. How could she possibly let such experience points go? Besides, this was an instance world. Facing these ugly Goblins, she felt no guilt whatsoever in killing them.

Hundreds and thousands of Goblins fell. Wang Wu chased after them, killing every one she caught, and their eyes were filled with terror.

Some Goblins watched their clansmen being slaughtered so madly that their legs went weak, leaving them unable to run.

Wang Wu raised her great sword, an evil look on her face.

"Stop! Why are you killing us?!"

"Is it just because we’re Goblins? Do Goblins deserve to die?!" one Goblin shouted.

"Bullshit. If you don’t deserve to die, does that mean this Sword Immortal does?"

"Die!"

Without the slightest hesitation, Wang Wu swung her sword and blasted the Goblin before her into pieces.

In just that short while, over ten thousand Goblins had been killed.

However, Wang Wu strangely discovered that after killing so many Goblins, her Golden Cores had not changed at all. No special energy had entered her Dantian either.

This change made Wang Wu stop her slaughter. If she could not improve her Golden Cores, then there was no meaning in continuing to kill.

Chat Group.

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "What’s going on? I just killed so many Goblins, but the Golden Cores inside me haven’t increased at all."

She counted the Golden Cores in her body. There were roughly over 9,800 of them. Looking inward, her Dantian resembled a miniature Universe, while every Golden Core was like a densely packed planet.

According to her estimate, killing those Goblins should have accelerated the formation of Golden Cores. She might even have broken through the ten-thousand mark.

Ye Hei: "Maybe Goblins are simply useless now."

Qian Renxue: "That makes sense. How could a creature as weak as a Goblin keep letting you rapidly condense Golden Cores?"

Da Gu Member: "Agreed!"

Tushan Second Head: "Wang Jindan, don’t think too highly of it."

Bad Commander: "Even I can’t make sense of this situation."

Ying Zheng: "Tsk, tsk. These Goblins would probably be quite good at building the Great Wall."

Ye Hei: "First Emperor, as expected of you. You’re still thinking about building the Great Wall at a time like this."

Iron Man: "Nice!"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "No way. I only just got a taste of leveling up so fast, and it’s already gone? Group Owner, what do you think?"

Xu Yi: "Not necessarily. Perhaps there is some kind of rule involved. Secret Realm Instances are all independent worlds; they can’t appear for no reason.

"Is it possible that killing Goblins within the Goblin Forest gives no experience bonus?

"Maybe killing them outside the forest will work."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Group Owner, you mean I should lure the Goblins out and kill them?"

Xu Yi: "More or less."

Ye Hei: "Hahaha, poor Goblins."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "I’ll try it."

This time, Wang Wu did not kill the Goblins. Instead, she caught two and tossed them outside the forest before killing them with a single sword strike.

Sure enough, after the Goblins died, that special energy appeared again. However, compared to before, it was at least a hundred times less, like a drop in the ocean. At this rate, she might as well cultivate on her own.

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Where exactly did things go wrong?"

Ye Hei: "Wang Jindan, there are no shortcuts in cultivation. Take it step by step. How much experience can a tiny Goblin possibly give you?"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Bullshit. You talk about no shortcuts in cultivation, but you’re cheating every day. This Sword Immortal finally got a Secret Realm Instance, so how can I give up so easily?"

Xu Yi: "Maybe this world’s rule is that Goblins must leave the forest voluntarily, rather than being forcibly dragged outside. Different rules would naturally result in a huge difference in experience."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Group Owner, I think you’re right. But how could Goblins obediently leave the forest? I’ve already traumatized them with all that killing."

Xu Yi: "Use your brain. Appeal to their preferences. The Thirty-Six Stratagems—try them slowly."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Uh… what do Goblins like?"

Ye Hei: "I don’t know much about that. A professional question like this requires Da Gu Member to answer. After all, their world background produces plenty of creatures like these."

Da Gu Member: "Ahem, actually, I don’t know that much either. I know more about Heroes, since I don’t want to become a Goblin."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Da Gu Member, tell us what you do know."

Da Gu Member: "Goblins are humanoid creatures and belong to the bottom-tier races of another world.

"Because they are so weak, they have always lived in groups. As a weak race, if they do not want to be exterminated, they can only constantly reproduce and increase their bloodline.

"Fortunately, Goblins have a very short growth cycle. They basically reach adulthood in about a month.

"As for their breeding partners, most are beautiful human girls.

"The Goblin tribe is extremely obsessed with this and often attacks adventurers. They kill the men, while female adventurers are kept for reproduction."

Qian Renxue: "What a disgusting race."

Snow Moon Sword Immortal: "Mm!"

Sun Wukong: "Indeed. Even Old Sun can’t stand watching this."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "So the Goblin tribe is just horny?"

Da Gu Member: "Mm!"

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Then this will be easy. Hehehe."

Wang Wu looked at the Goblin Forest. Thinking of the hundreds of thousands, perhaps even millions, of Goblins inside, an evil smile appeared at the corner of her lips.

Moreover, Goblins had a short growth cycle. They were practically an inexhaustible treasure trove of experience.

To make these Goblins leave voluntarily, Wang Wu used spirit stones to set up an Illusion Array. Activated by Magical Power, the array instantly produced graceful women out of thin air. They were gorgeous and alluring, dressed in thin gauze skirts.

The Goblins hiding in the forest, especially the young, hot-blooded ones, could not possibly withstand such a test. They involuntarily left the forest, entered the Illusion Array, and were then slaughtered by Wang Wu.

Sure enough, because the Goblins had voluntarily left the forest’s protected area, Wang Wu received a great deal of mysterious energy. The rate at which her Golden Cores condensed increased again, and one Golden Core after another began to take shape! Goblin after Goblin could not resist the temptation and walked into the Illusion Array without hesitation, becoming leveling experience.

Chat Group.

Ye Hei: "You bastard, isn’t this entrapment?"

Qian Renxue: "Hahaha!"

Tushan Second Head: "That’s really vicious!"

Supreme Treasure: "Could this be the legendary saying that lust is a blade hanging over one’s head?"

Feng Baobao: "Eating melon!"

Demon Child Nezha: "Fun!"

Wang Lin: "I wonder when I’ll encounter a Secret Realm Instance like this. Leveling up really is fast."

Han Li: "Brother Wang, the path of cultivation requires keeping your feet on the ground. It’s safer to proceed step by step."

Wang Lin: "Brother Han, I don’t agree. If I have the means to fly, why choose to walk? Wouldn’t that just be making myself suffer for nothing?"

Han Li: "Brother Wang, haste makes waste!"

Wang Lin: "It’s fine as long as the result is the same. After all, everyone has their own path to walk."

Han Li: "All right."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "Awesome!"

Da Gu Member: "Although Goblins are not very intelligent, they are not idiots either. They may discover the problem soon."

Number One Golden Core of Kyushu: "It’s fine. This Illusion Array changes endlessly, and the beautiful women it produces are never repeated. Some restless young Goblins will always fall for it."

Xu Yi: "Six!"

Through the livestream, the group members watched the entire process, seeing wave after wave of Goblins harvested like chives.

Hundreds and thousands of Goblins rushed forward one after another, never to return to the forest again.

Deep within the forest.

An elderly Goblin looked at the young Goblins before him. He was the chief of this branch of Goblins.

He roughly understood what was happening outside the forest. In a hoarse, low voice, he said, "Children, there are actually no Saintesses outside the forest. It is all a sinister scheme by those despicable Heroes. Do not go out. Do not leave the forest, or you will become experience for the Heroes to level up."

"Chief, but there are so many beautiful women outside the forest. They don’t look like Heroes," a young Goblin asked.

The Goblin chief sighed and replied, "Even if they are not heroes, they may be Saintesses of a kingdom who wield magic. A kingdom’s Saintess is no weaker than a hero. She is too powerful, children. You are young, so you cannot handle it.

"Children, for the future of the Goblin tribe, I will go capture a Saintess for you. If I do not return, then do not go out. Do not become their leveling experience."

"Chief!" The young Goblins looked at their elderly chief emotionally.

Though the chief was old, he was actually extremely powerful. He had once killed a hero.

If the chief acted personally, perhaps he could capture a Saintess for the Goblin tribe.

The Goblin chief put on the armor of his youth, holding a sword in one hand and gripping an iron hammer in the other. In the eyes of the young Goblins, he left behind a lonely yet resolute silhouette!

"Children, I’m going!"

The Goblin chief left. As expected, he never returned. He vanished forever, becoming a pile of mysterious energy experience.

Because of the chief’s final words, the Goblin tribe temporarily calmed down and stopped going to the Illusion Array. The experience Wang Wu gained gradually decreased.

About a month and a half later, no Goblins were leaving the forest anymore.

Wang Wu was impatient and could not help stepping out, walking near the forest. Not far away was an extremely young-looking little Goblin, about the size of an eight- or nine-year-old child.

This Goblin had probably only recently hatched, so aside from being a little green, it was not ugly at all. It was even somewhat adorably unusual, like a blank sheet of paper untouched by pollution.

"Hello there, little Goblin." Wang Wu stood at the edge of the forest and greeted him.

"Hello, big human sister." The little Goblin smiled, revealing pearly white teeth.

"Why are you alone?" Wang Wu asked.

"I’m too small. No one plays with me," the little Goblin said.

"I see. Then come out. Big sister will play with you."

Wang Wu seemed to be bathed in holy light, revealing a warm and gentle smile. Like a pure and flawless Angel, her peerless face made hearts flutter.

Yet this little Goblin was not affected by Wang Wu’s beauty at all.

Instead, it revealed a nervous, wary expression, took several steps back, and hid behind a tree, showing only half its head.

"What’s wrong, little Goblin? Come out. Big sister will play with you," Wang Wu said.

Hearing this, the little Goblin timidly said, "Big sister, you actually just want to trick me out here, kill me, and level up.

"Thank you, but I’m going back to the forest."

"??"

Wang Wu fell silent. No, it had only been a month. How had Goblin intelligence suddenly improved?

"If you don’t come out, I’ll kill you right now," Wang Wu said viciously.

"…" The little Goblin.

"Even though we’re Goblins, we deserve to be loved too!"

Forced by Wang Wu’s threat, the little Goblin nimbly ran deeper into the forest. It would die either way, so it might as well gamble. Perhaps it could survive.

"…"

Wang Wu turned away. At that moment, she did not want to kill the little Goblin. But after taking two steps, she suddenly turned back and sent a streak of sword qi into the forest.

Boom! The violent explosion swallowed the Goblin! One second ago, she truly had not wanted to kill it, but two seconds later, she wanted to kill it again.

Because the Goblin tribe could not be allowed to have such an intelligent Goblin. What if they all became this clever in the future? How would she harvest them like chives then?

At the same time, in Ultraman Tiga’s world.

Ever since Da Gu Member used the Infinity Gauntlet to alter humanity’s memories of Dark Tiga and restored the destroyed Tokyo, he could once again use his Ultraman Tiga account to fight monsters daily.

Although Noah Ultraman’s account was extremely powerful and easy to use, Da Gu still loved Ultraman Tiga most deeply in his heart, because he believed that he was light! Beneath the sunset that day, Da Gu transformed into Ultraman Tiga and fought fiercely against the transforming monster Gazort. Since cultivating Wing Chun and various techniques, and even learning Master Ye’s fantasy version of Dragon Subduing Eighteen Palms and Nine Yang Divine Skill, Da Gu’s combat strength was no longer what it used to be.

Although Chat Group members often chatted, it could also be used to exchange cultivation insights.

Da Gu was one example. Because of Wing Chun, he spoke more often with Ye Wen, and Ye Wen did not hesitate to teach him martial arts such as Dragon Subduing Eighteen Palms.

Although its power might not yet compare to Ye Wen’s, it was more than enough to deal with ordinary monsters.

Gazort was not weak. It belonged to the Lightning People race, a monster born after Lightning People mutated due to electromagnetic interference. It was discovered in Earth’s ionosphere and had devoured researchers who went there to investigate. In truth, it was a monster born on Earth itself, only resembling an alien in appearance.

Under the sunset, Da Gu’s Ultraman Tiga looked at Gazort, whose heart had been pierced by his Wing Chun. He was preparing to carry the corpse into space for destruction.

At that moment, a sudden change occurred. A golden Gate of Time and Space appeared before him. Accompanied by golden thunder and lightning, a golden giant emerged from it, carrying an intense pressure of a powerful being.

"Who are you?!" Da Gu’s expression turned serious.

The golden giant was tall and powerfully built, appearing half a head taller than Ultraman Tiga. His limbs were filled with muscles, while golden lines shone brilliantly across his body. He arrogantly declared, "I am a QQ Life Form, the Absolutian warrior, Absolute Tartarus!"

"?? QQ Life Form?" Da Gu Member was completely confused.

Tartarus, the little golden man of the Ultra Universe who could travel through time and space, saw Ultraman Tiga and revealed an understanding expression. "Did I travel to the wrong time? This is actually the world of Ultraman Tiga, the Giant of Light."

"Heh, the Giants of Light of this era really are weak!"

"However, since I’m here, let me witness the power of this legendary giant!"

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