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Chapter 114: Barbecued Meat Mountain! This sword will help drain your excess fat!
"Boom—!!!"
The giant meat mountain transformed by the Yinsha Sect Master fiercely smashed down with the momentum of Mount Tai pressing down from the summit.
That terrifying weight combined with the impact force of extreme-speed descent
compressed the air in the entire underground karst cave to the absolute limit, emitting an unbearable screeching explosion.
The rocks on the ground had not even touched the meat mountain yet, but they could already not withstand this pressure, shattering inch by inch and turning into fine dust.
Beneath that massive shadow, Gu Lan's white robes appeared so minuscule, resembling a fallen leaf in a violent gale, about to be crushed into minced meat in the next second.
"Gu Lan!"
"Junior Brother!"
"Senior Brother!"
Hongxiu, Lanyu, and Lvluo behind him let out a simultaneous cry of alarm, their hearts jumping straight to their throats.
Even Saintess Ji Wushuang, who had always been full of confidence in Gu Lan,
couldn't help but grip the soul-locking whip in her hand tightly at this moment, her knuckles turning white.
That was Physical Body strength comparable to the Late Stage Golden Core realm!
Even a true Golden Core Cultivator would not dare to take it head-on, why hasn't this blockhead dodged yet?!
"Dodging?"
Gu Lan, who was at the center of the storm, still wore a calm expression at this moment.
Even, he still had the leisure to look up and comment:
"Too greasy."
"Really, this appearance is too detrimental to one's appetite."
Before his voice had even faded,
the burning heaven broken sword in his hand suddenly slashed upwards!
"Hum—"
There were no fancy sword moves, nor were there any complex Cultivation Techniques.
It was merely pure and ultimate—Fire!
The ten-zhang-long flame Sword Qi surged again in this instant, transforming into a crimson pillar of light connecting heaven and earth, directly meeting the falling meat mountain.
"Hiss—"
It was like a red-hot table knife cutting into a huge piece of butter.
There was no earth-shattering collision sound, only the teeth-aching sound of flesh and blood melting away.
The skin of the meat mountain, which was as hard as a top-grade Spiritual Artifact and even covered with scales and venom,
in front of this Sword Qi containing the Red Lotus Karmic Fire, was as fragile as a layer of window paper.
Was instantly pierced through!
Shortly after,
"Ah—!!!"
A miserable scream a hundred times more shrill than before erupted from within the meat mountain.
Seeing that red sword light, with the force of a bamboo splitting,
directly pierced through the entire meat mountain, bursting out from its back!
But this wasn't over yet.
"Open… for me!"
Gu Lan flicked his wrist, and the sword blade pulled horizontally.
"Rip—"
The massive meat mountain was actually forcibly split into two halves in mid-air!
The blood rain filling the sky hadn't had time to scatter before it was instantly evaporated by the high temperature attached to the Sword Qi, turning into clusters of foul-smelling red mist.
The two huge corpse pieces crashed heavily to the ground, slamming down on both sides of Gu Lan's body, kicking up dust all over the sky.
Meanwhile, Gu Lan still stood in place, not even a single drop of tainted blood staining the corner of his robes.
One sword!
Dismembered!
"This… is this Junior Brother's current strength?"
Hongxiu widened her cherry lips, her face filled with disbelief.
Although she knew Gu Lan had grown stronger, she never expected him to be strong to this extent!
That was the Yinsha Sect Master after the Corpse Demon Transformation!
The elegance of that sword strike just now was deeply branded into her mind, causing her heart, which had been dormant for many years, to beat violently once again.
"So handsome…"
Lvluo had completely fallen, holding her face with both hands, her eyes full of adoration.
"Senior Brother's posture when cutting meat just now looked just like Uncle Wang who sells pork next door to my house… No, ten thousand times more handsome than Uncle Wang!"
Even the always cold Lanyu had fiery eyes at this moment, staring closely at the sword in Gu Lan's hand, seeming to comprehend the Concept of that sword strike.
"As expected of the man I fancy."
Saintess Ji Wushuang hooked the corner of her mouth into a proud smile, and the soul-locking whip in her hand was also quietly put away.
She just knew that this man would never let her down.
However,
the battle did not seem to have ended.
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!!!"
The two halves of the corpse on the ground that had originally stopped moving suddenly wriggled violently.
Those broken tentacles and fleshy tumors seemed to have gained life, crazily trying to reconnect together again.
The Yinsha Sect Master's resentful voice came from deep within the flesh:
"Brat! You can't kill me!"
"I am a Corpse Demon body! As long as there is still a piece of flesh left, I can endlessly undergo Rebirth!"
"Wait until I wear you to death! I am going to turn you…"
"Rebirth?"
Gu Lan interrupted his harsh words, looking at that pile of rotten meat like looking at an idiot.
"Old ghost, did you forget something?"
He raised the fentian sword in his hand and gently blew a breath.
Whoosh—
The dark red flames originally attached to the cut edges of the corpse pieces, as if receiving an order, suddenly surged against the wind!
"Boom!"
The two piles of corpse pieces instantly turned into two huge torches!
"Ah! What kind of fire is this?! Why can't it be extinguished?!"
"Pain! So painful! My Soul is burning!"
The Yinsha Sect Master's screams became incomparably terrified.
His proud regeneration ability was simply a joke in front of this Red Lotus Karmic Fire.
The newly grown granulation tissue hadn't even had time to connect before it was burned to ashes.
Moreover, this fire was not only burning his Physical Body, but also scorching his Divine Soul!
That was karmic fire!
It was a Soul fire specially used to burn the Souls of those heavy with sins!
For an old Devil Head like the Yinsha Sect Master who had killed countless people and committed all kinds of evil, he was simply the best fuel for the karmic fire!
"No! Don't! Spare my life!"
"Young hero spare my life! Saintess save me!"
"I am willing to submit! I am willing to be a dog! I beg you to take back your Divine Ability!"
The Yinsha Sect Master finally collapsed, beginning to beg for mercy crazily.
But Gu Lan remained unmoved.
He leisurely pulled a handful of cumin out from the Storage Pouch, and like a Master chef, sprinkled it onto those two burning piles of meat mountain.
"Sizzling—"
"Hmm, this heat is just right, removing oil and easing grease."
Gu Lan clapped his hands, turned his head to look at the women behind him who were dumbfounded, wearing a brilliant smile.
"How is it? Can this 'barbecue party' be considered a success?"
The women: "…"
What the hell kind of barbecue party!
Whose barbecue is roasted using centuries-old corpses like this!
Blech—!
Lvluo finally couldn't hold it in, turning around and running to a corner to vomit.
Moments later,
the screams gradually subsided.
The massive meat mountain completely disappeared, leaving only a ground of black ash.
And quietly lying in that pile of black ash was a blood-red ring, as well as a bead emitting a dim glow.
"That is… a corpse core?"
Saintess Ji Wushuang stepped forward, picked up the bead to look at it, and threw it to Gu Lan with some disgust.
"Although this old ghost's character is no good, this cultivation is solid."
"This corpse core contains his lifelong essence; although it has a Yin attribute, it should also be a good tonic for your strange fire."
"As for this storage ring…"
She scanned it with her Divine Sense, the corners of her mouth slightly twitching.
"It's all corpse specimens and poisons, quite destitute."
"Only a few tens of thousands of Spirit Stones and a few broken Cultivation Techniques are worth looking at."
"Tens of thousands of Spirit Stones is still money!"
Gu Lan happily put away the ring and the corpse core.
A mosquito is still meat no matter how small; this was his first windfall since descending the mountain.
"Alright, the boss has been beaten, and the equipment has been distributed."
Gu Lan clapped his hands, looking at the devastated karst cave.
"Should we… withdraw?"
"After all, this place really doesn't smell very good."
"Withdraw?"
Hongxiu stepped forward, helping Gu Lan tidy his slightly messy collar, her fox-like eyes glancing intentionally or unintentionally towards Saintess Ji Wushuang.
"The task is completed."
"But some accounts… haven't they been settled yet?"
"That's right."
Saintess Ji Wushuang also walked over, crossed her arms, and looked at Hongxiu with a half-smile.
"Just now the situation was urgent, so this palace didn't bicker with you."
"Now that everything is fine, shouldn't we have a good chat… about the topic of 'old woman'?"
The smell of gunpowder between the two women grew thick once again.
Caught in the middle, Gu Lan felt even more stressed than when facing the Yinsha Sect Master just now.
"Um…"
Gu Lan tried to change the subject.
"Shall we return to the Sect to report first?"
"Master is still waiting for me."
"No!"
The two women roared in unison.
"Today, things must be made clear!"
"Gu Lan!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang grabbed Gu Lan by the collar, pulling him in front of her, her peerlessly beautiful face almost pressed against the tip of his nose.
"You speak!"
"Am I a vixen?"
"Or is she an old woman?"
"This…" Gu Lan broke out in a cold sweat.
This was another fatal question!
"Junior Brother~"
Hongxiu was not to be outdone, pressing her entire body forward. That soft sensation made Gu Lan's heart ripple.
"You judge this."
"Senior Sister treats you so well on usual days, yet this vixen actually curses me as old?"
"Could Senior Sister… really be old in your eyes?"
Saying this, she even put on a tearful expression, truly pitiful enough to move anyone.
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