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Chapter 132: [Big Pancake Hero] Li He (Part 2)
"Hehe!"
"Little monkey?"
"Are you getting used to living here? Can you stomach the food here?"
"Hehehe!"
"…"
Looking at the human in front of it who was suddenly acting crazy, Monkey Head silently shifted its body backward…
Li He slowly placed Monkey Head on the ground…
Looking at Monkey Head with a cheerful expression, he said, "Little monkey, where are you going to go after you leave this place?"
Monkey Head looked at this seemingly abnormal human and took two slight steps back…
"What… what is this human trying to do?"
"He looks kind of abnormal!"
"C-Could it be… that he has taken a fancy to my body and is up to no good with me?!"
"…"
Looking at Li He with his evil smile, Monkey Head's mind was running wild with crazy thoughts at that moment…
At this moment…
With a single wave of Li He's hand into thin air, Monkey Head slowly floated up into mid-air…
Looking at Li He's smiling face, Monkey Head heavily swallowed a mouthful of saliva, tilted its head forty-five degrees to look up at the sky, and two lines of clear tears slowly flowed down its face: "I am the fish and the meat, while humans are the knife and the cutting board!
Trapped in a quagmire, I cannot help myself!"
Choosing to accept its fate, Monkey Head's body trembled crazily in mid-air…
"…"
Li He reached out his hand, grabbed the little monkey's head, and violently messed it up. After withdrawing his hand with satisfaction, Li He said, "Little monkey, guess what I am going to do?"
"Gulp!"
Monkey Head heavily swallowed a mouthful of saliva, trembling all over, not daring to look straight into Li He's eyes: "It's… it's bad!
"Th-Th-This human… r-really has taken a fancy to my body!
"No!
"A great monkey is born between heaven and earth; how can it willingly remain subservient to others for long!
"And even in this form, attempting to imprison me!
"I'd rather be a shattered jade than an intact tile!
"If… if this human really covets my body, even if it means risking being beaten to death by that Potato Sprite, I must escape from the palm of his hand!"
Thinking of this, Monkey Head's eyes held a trace of determination!
"…"
At this moment, Li He looked at the little monkey in front of him and slowly said with a smile, "Little monkey, where do you come from?
"Where is your home? How many siblings do you have at home?"
"…"
Monkey Head was stunned: "Why… why are you asking these?"
"What? Have a problem with that?"
Baicao flew over to its head and gave it a big slap, saying impatiently…
"Gulp! N-No problem!
"How could I have a problem!
"I… I have lived in Langlang Mountain since I was young, and it seems… apparently… I have no parents!
"As for siblings, don't even mention them, I've never even seen any…
"I… I seem to be an orphan monkey…
"…"
Listening to Monkey Head's words, the light in Li He's eyes grew brighter and brighter!
After a few breaths…
Li He couldn't help but exclaim in admiration: "No parents, a natural orphan.
Great, great!
Wonderful!"
Monkey Head: "????????????"
Looking at Li He's pleasantly surprised expression, Monkey Head couldn't help but twitch the corner of its mouth…
At this moment, Baicao tugged on Li He's sleeve, signaling him not to show his feelings so obviously…
Feeling Baicao's tug, Li He awkwardly smiled at Monkey Head: "Little monkey, don't misunderstand, I'm not this happy just because you have no parents or siblings!
"I…
"I… um… I'm because… um…
"Right! I'm because the weather is really nice today! Look at the clear sky…"
Rumble!!!!!!
In an instant…
The already gloomy sky instantly poured down with heavy rain!
The rumbling thunder in the air and the rain pouring down on it all highlighted the awkward atmosphere of the moment…
Li He: "…"
Baicao: "…"
Monkey Head: "…"
Seeing this scene, Li He gave two awkward dry coughs and said, "Ahem!
"Little monkey, do you want to gain strength that surpasses your peers?
"Do you want to reach the Peak of monkey life and marry a wealthy and beautiful monkey?
"Do you want to live a life with beauties in your arms on both sides?
"Do you want to…"
Under Li He's wave of output, the inexperienced Monkey Head was soon fed a bunch of big pancakes by Li He until its head was spinning!
After a few breaths…
Monkey Head fiercely shook its head and said, "How can you prove it?
"Don't bully me just because I'm a country monkey with no worldly experience!
"Although I have no experience, I have a brain!
"Do you really take me for brainless!
"Empty words are worthless, why should I believe you?"
Hearing the expected words, Li He nodded slightly: "Your suspicion is not without reason, but!
"Hehe!"
Li He slowly walked towards Monkey Head. Under Baicao's puzzled gaze, Li He quietly whispered something into Monkey Head's ear…
At this moment, on Monkey Head's life-despairing face, the light in its eyes grew brighter and brighter…
After a few breaths…
Monkey Head looked at Li He and said with a serious expression, "Are you sure you want to do that?"
Li He hummed in acknowledgement and slowly nodded…
In an instant…
Monkey Head plonked down on its knees, shouting loudly: "Master!
"I am willing to submit!"
At this moment, Baicao looked at Monkey Head kneeling on the ground in disbelief, completely failing to understand why Monkey Head, who had just sworn to the death not to submit, had become like this now…
"…"
"C… Could it be?
"Does this monkey really have a masochistic tendency?
"Should I just go up and help out, and resolve it?"
At this moment, Baicao stood to the side with arms crossed, watching the unsightly scene before it.
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