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Chapter 145: Violence Breeds Miracles (Part 7): Monkey Head, Unlucky Wherever It Goes

Thinking of this, Canghai Ruins Dragon looked at Li He, who had his back turned to it, and nodded in satisfaction…

A few breaths later…

Feeling that the surroundings suddenly quieted down and thinking that Canghai Ruins Dragon had likely bolted, Li He, hiding to the side, breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "It's so quiet around here!

It seems this Canghai Ruins Dragon has some other bizarre sense of humor again!

However, hiding to the side is still better than coming out to put on that baffling display and saying those incomprehensible words at night!"

Thinking of this, Li He nodded inwardly and slowly turned around toward his back…

In an instant…

As Li He turned around…

In a split second…

Their eyes met!

Looking at Li He's incredulous gaze, a hint of bashful expression appeared on Canghai Ruins Dragon's face.

Seeing this scene, Li He finally couldn't hold it in anymore.

Li He quickly swung his tightly clenched fist—which had curled up into a ball long ago due to sheer awkwardness—toward Canghai Ruins Dragon…

Boom!!!!!

In a split second…

The moment Canghai Ruins Dragon's face made contact with Li He's fist, it deformed…

The next second…

Accompanied by a loud crash, Canghai Ruins Dragon transformed into a stream of light and flew away…

A wisp of white smoke rose from Li He's fist.

A few breaths later…

A muffled sound echoed across the distant sea surface, followed by towering waves leaping thousands of meters high!

The height of the waves was even comparable to the height of the surge brought by Canghai Ruins Dragon soaring into the sky not long ago!

The thousands-of-meters-high spray rose to the same height as the Floating Island, and the waves surged onto the Floating Island!

The roaring waves rushed head-on, sweeping up Monkey Head, who was still lying flat on the ground, and wreaking havoc across all parts of the Floating Island…

A few breaths later…

Monkey Head's shrill, miserable screams once again resounded throughout the entire Floating Island…

Looking at Monkey Head, which had been pushed to its front by the waves, and looking at Monkey Head's sparse fur all over its body, which was even sparser at this moment.

At this moment, Li He once again couldn't help but chuckle out loud…

Due to the laughter being too loud, Li He's chest heaved continuously. Baicao, staying in Li He's chest pocket and burying its head into Li He's pocket, felt Li He's abnormality.

Baicao slowly poked its head out…

At this moment, Baicao looked around, did not find the figure of that perverted man in white robes, let out a deep breath, and then…

Baicao's gaze involuntarily shifted to Monkey Head. In front of the two of them was Monkey Head, looking utterly desolate and resembling a boiled chicken stripped of its skin, its body trembling involuntarily!

A few breaths later…

Baicao finally couldn't help bursting into laughter along with Li He at Monkey Head…

The laughter of the two resounded throughout the entire Floating Island…

The air vibrations caused by the sound gradually traveled into Monkey Head's ears…

A few breaths later…

Monkey Head's fingers twitched slightly!

Then it slowly opened its eyes. Monkey Head slowly raised one hand, rubbed its eyes, and then struggled to stand up…

Suddenly…

Monkey Head froze…

It looked at its smooth, egg-like arms with an incredulous expression, and then slowly lowered its head to look downward…

In an instant…

Not far opposite Li He, that Monkey Head, which didn't have many hairs left all over its body and looked like a boiled chicken, used one hand to tightly cover its crotch while two lines of remorseful tears slowly streamed down the corners of its eyes!

Seeing Monkey Head in the distance, covering its crotch with one hand while letting out shrill, chattering screams.

Li He held back his laughter and waved his backhand, and a set of classic color-matched, classic clothing appeared in Li He's hands.

Looking at this set of clothes, Li He couldn't help sighing, wondering if Monkey Head could also become that legendary figure, [Monkey Walker], after putting on the matching outfit!

Looking at Monkey Head's anxious expression, Li He couldn't help teasing: "Monkey Head, what are you still being shy about!

Isn't it just missing a few hairs and looking all slippery and bare?

Look at that expression of yours, as if someone would take advantage of your appearance to do something to you!"

Listening to Li He's words, Monkey Head forced back its depression, squeezed a smile onto its face, and said to Li He: "Ah, right, right! Ah, right, right!

Master, everything you say is right!

Can you please stop sighing for a moment and give me the clothes first!

It won't be too late for you to sigh after I put on the clothes!"

Hearing Monkey Head's words, Li He pondered for a moment, then slowly said: "Minister Monkey, I feel what you said is right!

Indeed, I cannot let you stand here naked all the time; what kind of propriety is that!

So do you want this slightly larger one or this slightly smaller one!

Actually, I feel that if you wear this slightly larger one, it might be a bit too big, look how petite you are!

However, I feel that if you wear this slightly smaller one, it might be a bit too small.

So tell me, do you want to wear the slightly larger one or the slightly smaller one?"

Listening to Li He's words, Monkey Head looked at Li He with a face full of dark lines.

At this moment, Monkey Head had never wanted to beat someone up so badly!

A few breaths later…

Just as Li He was still considering whether to make a medium-sized one, a figure flashed past, and the two sets of clothes in Li He's hands disappeared…

Before Li He even had time to be surprised, Monkey Head's figure appeared once again!

At this moment, Monkey Head had its hands clasped behind its back…

Dressed in the Walker's attire, standing at the edge of the Floating Island, gazing into the distance!

Looking at Monkey Head's figure, at this moment, Li He seemed to truly see the legendary [Monkey Walker]!

Right at this moment…

Suddenly!

In a split second,

a column of water shot straight up into the sky from the sea surface, with a figure mixed within the water column rushing toward the Floating Island at extreme speed…

In an instant…

Before Li He could even react…

Accompanied by a muffled sound,

Monkey Head's figure once again flew into the air, forming a parabola…

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