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Chapter 1612: Quite precocious!

At this moment, the other passengers in the cabin also witnessed the scene and burst into laughter.

Cui Mingpu was so embarrassed he wished he could find a hole to crawl into; he had never imagined he would be so humiliated one day.

At the same time, he was exceptionally surprised. As a Taekwondo Cultivator, his clothes were custom-made, and under normal circumstances, such accidental damage would absolutely not occur.

Ye Bufan chuckled, “I really didn’t expect Bangbang Country people to be so precocious. You’re already this big, yet you still wear open-crotch pants.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the laughter that had just subsided among the surrounding passengers erupted again. Hua Ruyu, next to him, was laughing so hard her body trembled, her full chest continuously jiggling.

Hearing the commotion, a flight attendant quickly walked over and asked, “Ladies and gentlemen, is there anything wrong? Do you need any assistance?”

Ye Bufan said, with feigned seriousness, “Yes, we need help. This little friend in open-crotch pants wants to find his mother!”

The flight attendant looked in the direction he pointed, immediately noticed Cui Mingpu’s embarrassment, and couldn't help but laugh as well.

“Kid, you just wait for me!”

At this moment, Cui Mingpu’s old face had turned a purplish-red. He grabbed his luggage, hurried into the restroom, and soon emerged in a different set of clothes.

However, this time he didn’t come over to cause trouble. He just glared fiercely at Ye Bufan, then returned to his seat.

“Brother Xiaofan, what are you going to Bangbang Country for?”

Hua Ruyu actively chatted with Ye Bufan.

“Nothing much, just taking a stroll, traveling, seeing some foreign scenery.”

Ye Bufan answered casually.

“Traveling alone is so boring. How about you agree to be my boyfriend, and I’ll accompany you to have fun, alright?”

Hua Ruyu said, pulling his arm, her beautiful big eyes radiating a burning light.

“This… I really can’t. I already have a girlfriend.”

“I don’t believe it. If you had a girlfriend, would you leave her at home and come out to play alone?” Hua Ruyu said. “Brother Xiaofan, just agree, please. You see, I’m not ugly, and I have a good figure. Wouldn’t I be a good girlfriend for you?”

This woman actually rubbed her full chest against his arm back and forth, her tone becoming increasingly alluring.

If it were any other man, his bones would probably have melted, but Ye Bufan was different. After 24 hours of tempering, his resistance to temptation was exceptionally strong.

“I really can’t…”

Along the way, Hua Ruyu kept pleading, using almost every trick in the book, but Ye Bufan (This chapter is not finished, please turn the page.) only refused again and again, never agreeing to her request.

“You’re so boring.”

Finally, Hua Ruyu lost her patience, pushed him away, and then looked out the window huffily.

Ye Bufan smiled faintly, finding the quietness rather pleasant. So, he closed his eyes to rest, thinking about what he should do once he arrived in Bangbang Country.

Several hours later, the plane landed at Han City airport. As they were about to disembark, Ye Bufan still hadn't paid her any attention, so Hua Ruyu grabbed his arm again: “Brother Xiaofan, please reconsider…”

“There’s really no need to consider it.”

Ye Bufan said, then walked towards the exit of the plane, wanting to get rid of this trouble as quickly as possible.

But as soon as he stepped out of the plane, a resentful voice came from behind him: “Kid, stop right there.”

He turned around and saw a furious Cui Mingpu.

“What do you want?”

Seeing that things were going sour, Hua Ruyu spread her arms to shield Ye Bufan behind her.

“Get out of the way, this is between us men.”

Cui Mingpu pushed Hua Ruyu aside with one hand and angrily shouted, “Kid, if you’ve got the guts, fight me fair and square.”

Ye Bufan shook his head slightly: “You’re not worthy!”

In his eyes, such a person was no different from an ant, and indeed, he had no right to challenge him.

“Shameless Huaxia man, today I’ll show you what real Kung Fu is.”

Cui Mingpu finished speaking and kicked out. To show off his skills, he immediately used an extremely flashy downward kick.

His intention was to use this spectacular move to knock Ye Bufan down, to let Hua Ruyu see how excellent he was, hoping that the Young Miss might change her mind and throw herself into his arms.

But what he never expected was that halfway through his kick, he felt as if he had tripped over something, and then he fell to the ground with a thud.

“Uh…”

Caught off guard, Cui Mingpu fell face-first into the dirt. He focused his eyes and realized that his belt had broken at some point, and his pants had fallen down, directly tripping his legs, which was why he had fallen like this.

This was even more embarrassing than before. His pants had slipped down to his ankles, revealing a red pair of underwear that looked extremely glaring.

He cursed inwardly, his belt was a pure imported Hermès cowhide belt, how could it have suddenly broken?

But others didn’t care about that. Passengers continuously disembarking from the plane saw this scene and burst into laughter (This chapter is not finished, please turn the page.), pointing and gesticulating at him.

Ye Bufan stepped forward and smiled mockingly: “I told you, the quality of your Bangbang Country clothes isn’t very good, why does everything break?

From now on, you should just honestly keep your tail between your legs, otherwise, you’ll easily make a fool of yourself.”

After speaking, he ignored the man and walked towards the outside.

“Brother Xiaofan, wait for me!”

Hua Ruyu turned back and spat fiercely at Cui Mingpu: “Pah! Useless!”

Then, she chased after Ye Bufan.

Cui Mingpu was so frustrated he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. He was a dignified Taekwondo Fifth Dan Black Belt, yet he didn’t even get a chance to show his skills, twice making a fool of himself, losing face completely.

“Kid, surnamed Lin, you just wait for me, this isn’t over!”

With an angry roar, he pulled up his pants and went to find a place to change clothes.

“Brother Xiaofan, wait for me.”

Hua Ruyu jogged over to Ye Bufan and immediately wrapped her arms around his arm.

“Miss Hua, please don’t be like this. I’ve already made it clear, we can’t possibly…”

Ye Bufan said, preparing to push Hua Ruyu away, but then he heard her exclaim, “Brother Xiaofan, if you dare to push me, I’ll scream for help, and then we’ll see if the police arrest you.”

“Uh…”

Ye Bufan was speechless. As the saying goes, a scholar meets a soldier, and reason is unclear. He couldn’t figure out this lovesick girl either.

Now that he was in Bangbang Country and had serious matters to attend to, he didn’t want to make things too complicated. He said annoyedly, “What exactly do you want to do?”

“What else can I do? I’m a girl, I can’t take advantage of you. Just let me hold onto you like this, that’s all.”

Hua Ruyu looked smug, holding onto his arm.

Ye Bufan had no choice but to let her hold him like that. Anyway, they would be out of the airport soon, and then they would go their separate ways, and the trouble would be over.

Hua Ruyu giggled, “Brother Ye, why do you think that guy was so unlucky?”

“You mean the guy in the open-crotch pants? Maybe the clothes were just poor quality?”

Ye Bufan certainly wouldn’t say that he had caused all of it.

As they got closer to the airport exit, Hua Ruyu spoke again, “Brother Xiaofan, please agree to be my boyfriend, okay?

If you agree, I can kiss you right now. It would be my first kiss.”

After saying that, she actually kissed Ye Bufan on the cheek.

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