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Chapter 163: Appeasing the Wife Crematorium! Saintess, don’t bite there!
Behind the Heavenly Demon Palace, Soul-Severing Cliff.
Here, fierce gale winds blew all year round, shrouded in clouds and mist, with no bottom in sight.
At this moment, on a giant boulder at the edge of the cliff, a young girl in red was sitting there hugging her knees, her shoulders twitching, and her feet were piled with stones she had crushed.
"Damned Gu Lan! Stinky Gu Lan!"
"That'll teach you to be a playboy! That'll teach you to mess around!"
"I curse you… I curse that any sons you have in the future won't have an asshole!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang cried and scolded at the same time, treating the stone in her hand like the head of that heartless man, throwing it fiercely into the abyss.
Although she said she wanted to jump off the cliff with her mouth, she was actually just putting on a show to vent her anger.
After all, the heart-linking gu was still there, and if she died, that bastard would die too.
She couldn't bear to let him die.
"Shuanger…"
A cautious voice came from behind.
Saintess Ji Wushuang's body stiffened, and then she grabbed a large stone and smashed it backward without looking back.
"Get lost! I don't want to see you!"
"Ouch!"
Gu Lan let out a miserable scream (fake), neither dodging nor avoiding it, and stubbornly caught the stone with his chest.
"Pfft—"
He took the opportunity to force out a mouthful of stagnant blood that he hadn't spat out cleanly earlier, and his whole body staggered and fell to the ground.
"Cough cough… Shuanger, this stone of yours… are you trying to murder your husband…"
Hearing the sound of vomiting blood, Saintess Ji Wushuang ultimately couldn't hold back and abruptly turned her head back.
Seeing Gu Lan lying on the ground with blood at the corner of his mouth and a pale face, her heart softened instantly.
"You… are you alright?"
She wanted to go over to support him, but thinking of that scene just now, she abruptly stopped her steps, bit her lip, and turned her face away.
"Stop playing dead! You have thick skin, can a single stone smash you to death?"
"It can't smash a person to death, but it smashes my heart in pain."
Gu Lan held his chest, climbed up with difficulty, and shuffled step by step to her side.
"Shuanger, listen to my explanation."
"I won't listen!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang covered her ears, and her tears fell again.
"The facts are right before our eyes! That bite mark! So deep! And it's on your neck!"
"If you two didn't do anything, why did she bite you?!"
"Could it be that she was treating your illness? Treating it with her mouth?!"
"That's right! She was treating my illness!"
Gu Lan pulled down her hand with a righteous expression.
"You also know that the Sovereign Cultivates a Demonic Technique, and her temperament is irritable."
"Last night she was helping me sort out my Meridians, but as a result, she suffered Qi Deviation, lost her senses, and treated me like… like a roast chicken and bit me!"
"I did that to save her, to prevent her from suffering a backlash, so I endured the humiliation and let her bite!"
"Really?"
Saintess Ji Wushuang was stunned for a moment, looking at him suspiciously.
"Treated you like a roast chicken?"
"Yeah!" Gu Lan pointed at the bite mark on his neck.
"Look, this bite mark is so neat and applied with so much force, it obviously carries Killing Intent! How is there any hint of romance?"
"If it were that kind of thing… it definitely should be a very gentle, ambiguous hickey!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang leaned over to take a closer look.
Indeed, the bite mark was deep enough to see blood, and the surrounding area was purple; it looked really painful.
"Then… even so, she shouldn't bite the neck…"
Her tone softened, but she still felt a bit uncomfortable in her heart.
"Moreover, you guys even slept on the same bed for a night!"
"Heaven and earth bear witness!"
Gu Lan held up three fingers.
"I slept on the floor! The Sovereign slept on the bed!"
"That was because she later… later fell down!"
"And I didn't move the whole time! I didn't even take off my clothes!"
"Shuanger, you have to believe me!"
Gu Lan looked into her eyes, full of affection.
"My heart only has you, and my body… is reserved only for you."
"If I have done anything to wrong you, let me be struck by lightning from the heavens and meet a bad end!"
"Rumble—!!!"
As soon as his voice fell, a sudden bolt from the blue rang out in the sky.
Gu Lan: "…"
Saintess Ji Wushuang: "…"
Is this fucking Old Man Heaven here to undermine him?!
"Look! Even Old Man Heaven can't bear to watch anymore!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang was so angry that she was about to hit people again.
"Don't, don't, don't! This is a coincidence! A coincidence!"
Gu Lan hurriedly hugged her, tightly trapping her in his embrace.
"Shuanger, stop fooling around."
He rested his chin on the top of her head, his voice low and gentle.
"I know you've been wronged."
"But you must understand that in the Demonic Cult, I am helpless against my circumstances."
"The Sovereign is the Cult Master, and whatever she wants to do, I simply cannot resist."
"I can only try my best to preserve myself and leave the best… to you."
This sentence was half-true and half-false, yet it was the most touching.
Saintess Ji Wushuang struggled in his arms a few times, and finally softened down.
She knew what Gu Lan said was the truth.
In front of a strong woman like Ye Hongzhuang, what could a mere Sword-Wielding Envoy like Gu Lan do?
"Then… then you are not allowed to let her touch you again in the future!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang raised her head and said with red eyes.
"I'll try…" Gu Lan gave a bitter smile.
"What do you mean by try?! It's a must!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang said fiercely.
"Also, this bite mark…"
She extended her finger, stroking the wound on Gu Lan's neck, and her gaze suddenly became somewhat dangerous.
"It's too eyesore."
"I want to cover it up."
"Cover it up?" Gu Lan was stunned, "How to cover it?"
"Cover it like this!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang abruptly leaned forward, opened her small mouth, and fiercely bit down right next to that bite mark!
"Hiss—!!!"
Gu Lan gasped a breath of cold air and trembled all over.
This bite was even more ferocious than the one by Ye Hongzhuang!
"Let… let go! The flesh is going to fall off!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang completely ignored him, and only let go of her mouth after tasting the smell of blood.
She looked at the two side-by-side bite marks and nodded in satisfaction.
"This way it's symmetrical."
"This is my mark!"
"In the future, if that Old Hag wants to bite you again, she has to ask for my consent first!"
Gu Lan touched the two bloody marks on his neck, wanting to cry without tears.
What is this considered?
Left and Right Protectors?
If he walked out like this, others would think he was bitten by two dogs!
"Fine, fine, fine, you are the boss, you have the final say."
Gu Lan sighed helplessly and pulled out a bottle of trauma medicine from his storage ring.
"Has your anger dissipated now?"
"Not completely dissipated yet."
Saintess Ji Wushuang licked the blood at the corner of her mouth, looking as bewitching as a little vampire.
She suddenly reached out, pushed Gu Lan down, and pinned him against the giant boulder.
"Just now I was too busy being angry."
"That feeling transmitted through the heart-linking gu last night…"
Her hand slid down Gu Lan's chest, her gaze becoming hazy and burning.
"I want it too."
"What do you want?" Gu Lan's throat felt dry.
"I want… Dual Cultivation!"
Saintess Ji Wushuang said righteously.
"You already performed Dual Cultivation with that Old Hag, how can you leave me out?"
"Moreover, this palace's Heavenly Demon Charming Bone Technique has also reached a Bottleneck, just in time to use you for a Breakthrough!"
"Right here?!"
Gu Lan looked around.
This was the top of Soul-Severing Cliff!
Not to mention the wind blowing on his butt making it cold, what if someone saw them…
"What's wrong with here?"
Saintess Ji Wushuang waved her hand, and a black barrier enveloped the giant boulder.
"The sky as a blanket and the earth as a bed, how exciting!"
"Less nonsense! Take off your clothes!"
Saying that, she had already started undoing Gu Lan's belt.
"Hey hey hey! Don't tear it! These clothes are really expensive!"
Gu Lan half-pushed and half-yielding, actually harboring some expectation in his heart.
After all, being "tortured" in turns by two peerless demonic women, he was also a normal man, and his fire was already fully accumulated.
"Shuanger… you brought this upon yourself."
Gu Lan turned the tables and pinned her beneath him.
"Don't beg for mercy later."
"Humph, whoever begs for mercy is a puppy!"
The wind at the cliff top was very strong.
But the spring scenery inside the barrier was even more romantic than this spring breeze.
Two hours later.
The demon god ship set sail once again.
Gu Lan, bearing two deeper dark circles under his eyes, walked onto the deck supporting his waist.
Meanwhile, Saintess Ji Wushuang, who followed behind him, had a glowing red face, and her cultivation base had actually broken through to the Mid Golden Core Stage!
"Lord Gu, you are…"
Grand Elder saw Gu Lan's hollowed-out appearance, and then looked at the wound on his neck, unable to help revealing a lewd smile that all men understood.
"Last night… the battle was very fierce, eh?"
"Get lost!"
Gu Lan cursed irritably.
He walked to the bow of the ship, looked at the Qingyun Mountain Range getting closer in the distance, and let out a long sigh.
"How is this going to fight a war."
"This is clearly… going to throw away one's life."
Having two demonic women at home was already enough to suffer.
When they reached the Qingyun Sect, there was still a Righteous Path Senior Sister waiting for him.
This Righteous-Demonic Grand Competition was destined to be a Shura field melee!
"Senior Sister…"
Gu Lan touched the demonic sword in his arms.
"I hope you… go a bit easier."
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