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Chapter 370 Yaochi Fairy 3
Consequently, Lan Xuan felt no psychological burden when selling out Bei Chenying's embarrassing stories. He clutched his stomach and laughed for quite a while.
Only then did he slowly say, "Sister-in-law might not know, but back when we were still young, the Old Master of the Bei Chen family was celebrating his birthday, and we accompanied our elders to Beichen Palace."
Among the crowd offering birthday gifts that year, there was someone who brought a Purple Bauhinia Fish. That Purple Bauhinia Fish was truly huge, with a beast age of a full several hundred years; it was almost on the verge of becoming a spirit.
At the time, the Old Master of the Bei Chen family was incredibly happy and prepared to keep it for a major purpose, but we few were young and ignorant. We stole that Purple Bauhinia Fish, ran to the back mountain, and roasted it."
Speaking up to this point, Lan Xuan paused. Seeming to find what happened next very funny, he clutched his stomach and began laughing "ouch, ouch" again.
An Yeming couldn't stand it anymore: "Are you going to tell it or not? If you're not going to, I will." That way, he could keep half of those one hundred Purple Bauhinia Fish for himself.
Lan Xuan shoved An Yeming aside, took the opportunity to sit next to Su Luo, and smilingly continued his explanation to her: "Later, this matter naturally couldn't be hidden. After the Old Master of the Bei Chen family found out, he was almost angered to death. Uncle Bei Chen even dragged Little Shadow back directly, intending to spank him."
"We were all terrified at the time, but in the end, Nangong came up with an idea. Guess what happened?"
A spanking? But with Nangong Liuyun coming up with the idea, it was unlikely Bei Chenying would suffer any losses from this beating.
Su Luo shook her head with a smile. Lan Xuan said with a face full of admiration, "You definitely couldn't imagine it. At the time, Nangong didn't know where he stole a piece of meat from an Iron-Armed Ape and stuck it onto Bei Chen's backside. So, when Uncle Bei Chen delivered a strike with the board, Bei Chen's little bottom was instantly covered in blood, with flesh flying everywhere. It scared Uncle Bei Chen's face green on the spot, hahahahaha—"
She hadn't expected that while they were all so imposing and noble now, they had such a mischievous side when they were young.
Su Luo seemed very interested: "And then?"
"Then, Grandmother Bei Chen was so heartbroken she almost fainted. Completely disregarding the guests filling the hall, she immediately grabbed her cane and chased Uncle Bei Chen all over the courtyard, beating him. The Old Master of the Bei Chen family also got hit a few times by accident, hahahahaha—" Recalling these embarrassing stories from back then, Lan Xuan clutched his stomach and laughed so hard he almost rolled on the ground.
After Lan Xuan's bit of clowning around, the stiff atmosphere eased somewhat. Su Luo couldn't help but feel a bit fond of this lively Lan Xuan, thinking he was a good kid, and decided to give him a few more Purple Bauhinia Fish for free.
Yaochi Fairy naturally knew more about this interesting story than Su Luo, so what she paid attention to wasn't the story itself, but Lan Xuan's form of address.
Lan Xuan had inadvertently called her "Sister-in-law". Perhaps even he didn't remember it, but sensitive as Yaochi Fairy was, how could she not have heard it?
The hand hidden within her sleeve tightened. Then, a serene smile blossomed on her face, and she shot a reproachful, coquettish glance at Lan Xuan: "Why are you talking about these things in front of Miss Su? She isn't part of our circle; knowing too much would actually be bad for her."
Turning around, she smiled and looked at Su Luo: "Miss Su, I speak bluntly; you won't mind, right?"
Yaochi Fairy really couldn't feel comfortable if she didn't belittle her for even a moment.
Su Luo raised an eyebrow and smiled, noncommittal.
Yaochi Fairy smiled and looked at Nangong Liuyun, shaking his sleeve, and said with a touch of coquettishness: "Third Senior Brother, weren't you chatting quite happily with Miss Su just now? Why are you ignoring her now? Third Senior Brother, really, I just arrived, and you've already left Miss Su out in the cold. How will others view me?"
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