Chapter 383 What are you thinking about?

“What makes you worthy of my respect?” Chang Hao said with disdain, “Do you have a house over 100 square meters? Do you have a car worth over 300,000 yuan? Do you have savings of over seven figures?”

Before Ye Bufan could speak, he continued like a machine gun:

No, right! With nothing, how can you make me respect you?

Let me tell you, my father used to be the Mayor of Jiangnan City. I have money, status, position, a house, a car, and talent.

Now I'm having a smooth career, and I'm about to get promoted. What right does a nobody like you have to compare with me?”

Seeing this guy being aggressive, Lu Banxia was about to speak, but Ye Bufan stopped her.

He looked at Chang Hao and smiled playfully, “Do you want to hear a story from me?”

Chang Hao didn't understand what this kid wanted to do for a moment. He had just scorned him, so why would he tell him a story?

While he was dazed, Ye Bufan had already begun to speak:

“A beautiful woman was looking for a husband and made three demands: first, he must be good to me for life and never hit me; second, he must never leave me for life; third, he must be a strong man.”

As a result, many people didn't meet this requirement.

One morning, she was woken up by a very strong knock on the door. She opened the door and saw a disabled person with missing limbs sitting in a wheelchair.

She asked, “What are you doing here?” The disabled person said, “I'm here to marry you.”

The beautiful woman said, “You? How can you meet the requirements? I need someone who is good to me first and won't hit me.”

The disabled person said, “I don't even have hands, how can I hit you?”

“Then, you must never leave me for life.”

The disabled person said, “I don't even have feet. You have to push me wherever I go, how can I leave you?”

The beautiful woman said, “Then the third point, you definitely can't do it. I need a strong man.”

The disabled person said, “I have no hands and no feet, so what did I use to knock on the door just now?”

This was a widely circulated joke, though a bit outdated. Chang Hao looked astonished. “What do you mean by telling me this?”

“Young Master Zhu, your brain isn't working too well.” Ye Bufan said with a smile, “I'm giving you an example. You see, you said it yourself, I have no house, no money, no car, and I'm not as handsome as you.

But Banxia prefers me and doesn't like you. What does this mean? It means I have a special skill that you don't, and you'll never be able to compare to it in your lifetime!”

Lu Banxia was a woman with extremely high intelligence and emotional quotient. At this moment, she immediately understood what Ye Bufan wanted to express, and her cheeks flushed, shyly pinching him on his waist.

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“Xiaofan, why do you say everything? You're simply too naughty!”

“You… you…”

Chang Hao's face turned livid with anger. Although Ye Bufan had only told a cliché joke, the message it conveyed was too rich.

Moreover, Lu Banxia's reaction further confirmed this point: the two of them had indeed had that kind of relationship.

This guy was terribly jealous, and he immediately imagined the scene of the woman he liked rolling around in bed with someone else, which made his lungs feel like they were about to explode.

“Shameless, you two just wait!”

He said, throwing the roses in his hand to the ground and stomping on them fiercely, as if he were stepping on Ye Bufan's infuriating and reckless face.

Then the guy got into his BMW 7 Series and left with a roar of the engine.

Ye Bufan looked back at Lu Banxia, made an OK gesture, and said, “Done!”

“You, why do you say everything?”

Lu Banxia was still blushing with shyness, her cheeks flushed.

Ye Bufan said innocently, “What's wrong? What did I say? Didn't I just tell him a joke?”

Lu Banxia said coquettishly, “What kind of broken joke was that?”

“This is such a good joke, simple and easy to understand, with a clear narrative and explicit meaning, making him immediately understand the gap between him and me!

Although he has a house and a car, and so many advantages that I can't compare to, what does that matter? In the end, he still lost to my special skill.”

Thinking of the meaning of that 'special skill', Lu Banxia became even more embarrassed, “You're still talking!”

“Why can't I talk about this anymore? My Medical skill is unparalleled in the world, this is an undeniable fact, a special skill that no one can compare to.

If it weren't for my Medical skill, how could I have cured your illness? Did I say something wrong?”

“Uh…”

Lu Banxia was speechless for a moment. She, who had won a debate championship in M Country, didn't know what to say.

Ye Bufan showed a mischievous smile: “Banxia, what are you thinking? You wouldn't be thinking…”

He stopped abruptly here, but Lu Banxia waved her hands repeatedly.

“No, no, I think so too!”

As a young, unmarried woman, how could she possibly voice her true thoughts from just now?

“I knew it, although being handsome is also my special skill, it's not good to use it directly to attack people.” Ye Bufan added, “Things are settled, and it's time to get off work. Are you coming back with me?

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I'll give you a ride.”

Lu Banxia realized she had been tricked again, glared at him fiercely, and said, “No need, the company has just been established and there are too many things to do recently, so I've been living here.”

“Then you've worked hard. If you have such troubles again in the future, I'll help you fix them.”

Ye Bufan defeated his opponent with a joke, whistled, got into his car, and sped towards Jiangnan City downtown.

Lu Banxia didn't go back directly, but stood at the door, staring blankly at his retreating figure.

Suddenly, an idea popped into her mind: there were so many people in the company, including Gao Daqiang, who had been living here recently.

Why did she ask him to pretend to be her boyfriend? Why not someone else? Was it subconsciously that she hoped he was her boyfriend?

Startled by her sudden thought, could it be that she liked him?

Lu Banxia felt her cheeks flush, and then a sense of loss rose in her heart. She was surprised to find that she was actually not worthy of this man.

Since childhood, she had been a favored daughter of heaven, always surrounded by a halo, and had never thought that one day she would feel inferior because she was not worthy of someone.

But she really felt that way now. Ye Bufan performed too well. In terms of Medical skill, he surpassed her father, and even her grandfather.

In terms of wealth, he had countless amounts of money, shares in Longteng Pharmaceutical and Brothers Investment Company, plus countless diamonds, with a net worth of at least tens of billions.

In terms of ability, no matter how big the problem was, it seemed to have no difficulty in front of him, giving a sense of reliance even to a proud woman like herself.

After standing for a while, she shook her head and turned to walk back into the company.

As Ye Bufan drove into the city, his phone suddenly rang in his pocket. He slowed down and answered the call; it was Han Shuai.

“Xiaofan, where are you?”

Ye Bufan said, “Just returned to the city, about to reach our school gate.”

“That's great, I'm at the school. Come over, I need to talk to you.”

“Wait for me, I'll be there in five minutes.”

Ye Bufan hung up the phone and quickly drove his car to the front of Jiangnan Medical University. Soon, Han Shuai ran out of an internet cafe.

Seeing the Porsche 918, his eyes lit up, and he asked, “How much does this car cost?”

Ye Bufan said, “I'm not exactly sure, it should be just under 20 million.”

Han Shuai said excitedly, “That's great, lend me the car for a bit.”