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Chapter 44: Li Shan
Thinking of this, his eyes lit up, and he began to loudly hawk his wares.
“Senior Brothers of the Hengyue School, there is an old saying: 'Killing is nothing more than nodding one's head in acceptance of death.' But today I tell you all, how can killing compare to the satisfaction of disgusting someone? Disgusting someone can make them infamous for ten thousand years! Imagine this: when fighting an enemy, you suddenly use this move. Even if you can't defeat the opponent, you will absolutely gain an unimaginable advantage in terms of Face.”
“Or, when escaping, having this move will definitely yield miraculous results. The opponent will be covered in black ash and reeking of foul odors. If you specifically run towards crowded areas, how could they possibly have the Face to dare chase you?”
“Furthermore, if you encounter a romantic rival, this move has the great effect of settling the outcome in one go. Hehe, whoever dares to snatch your woman, just use this move, and I guarantee that little sister won't associate with them anymore—she won't be able to stand the stench~~”
Li Shan's round of hawking indeed moved the hearts of many Inner Sect Disciples. Especially the part about dealing with romantic rivals among the effects he mentioned made quite a few Inner Sect Disciples extremely tempted.
This item is truly an invincible trump card in the realm of romantic rivals!
At this moment, Li Shan shifted his gaze and noticed Wang Lin nearby. He recognized the other party as the trash of the Hengyue School. In his eyes, this kind of trash was a big customer who would be willing to risk everything for one chance. He had already squeezed dry the few pieces of trash from the Xuandao Sect. Seeing Wang Lin now, Li Shan was immediately overjoyed and continued speaking:
“Especially for Junior Brothers with low cultivation, this Thunderclap Pellet works best for you. With one of these pellets in hand, who would dare bully you in the future? If someone bullies you, just throw one out. I, Li Shan, guarantee that you will walk sideways within the School from now on, fearless of anyone.” Saying this, Li Shan chuckled inwardly, thinking, 'What a sin. It's impossible for no one to dare provoke him. On the contrary, getting a thorough beating is inevitable.'
“The Thunderclap Pellet truly is a Sharp Weapon for self-defense for Junior Brothers with low cultivation! Today I'm having a massive clearance sale: buy two, get one free. Consider it me doing favors. In the future, when we meet in the Cultivation World, don't forget to look out for me.” Seeing that many people were tempted, Li Shan quickly ramped up his sales pitch.
Among the Inner Sect Disciples swayed by his dazzling rhetoric, one person spoke up: “Is this thing really as magical as you claim? Take out a few more so I can choose one to test. If it truly is, then I'll buy a few to play with.”
Without hesitation, Li Shan took dozens of Thunderclap Pellets from his Storage Pouch and gently placed them on the ground, as if afraid they might explode. He said, “Remember, you must handle these treasures gently. When using them, just throw them out, and they will automatically explode upon encountering resistance.”
Wang Lin recognized the Inner Sect Disciple who spoke; it was Sun Hao.
Sun Hao stepped forward, carefully picked up one of the many Thunderclap Pellets, and examined it closely in his palm.
Li Shan's expression remained normal, but he sneered inwardly, thinking, “You little punk, do you think you can see through this? Besides the Sect Elders, even the Head Senior Brother can't figure out the secret inside!”
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