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Chapter 577 Someone is always farting
One fart was indeed harmless, but soon, the sound of farts in the courtyard was like firecrackers going off during the New Year, crackling and popping.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!!"
Farts rose and fell, one after another.
This sudden situation directly astonished everyone present, both those who had farted and those who hadn't.
"What's going on! Is someone setting off firecrackers in the courtyard?"
"It doesn't seem like firecrackers, it's someone constantly farting."
"It's not just one person constantly farting, it's constantly many people farting!!"
Those who hadn't farted were fine, but those who had were now hanging their heads, feeling utterly mortified.
They desperately wanted to leave immediately or find a hole to crawl into, as doing such a thing in this kind of setting with so many people was truly a bit embarrassing.
But they couldn't help it; they didn't know what was happening, they just suddenly felt a rumbling in their stomachs.
Immediately after, a burst of Qi shot out, impossible to stop.
And at this moment, before they could even form any thoughts, a unique and extremely strong stench permeated the air.
At this moment, everyone present's expressions changed.
"Oh my goodness, it's so stinky it's killing me!"
"How can there be such a terrible smell!!"
"So many people farting at once, of course it's stinky."
The guests present were immediately flustered, like headless flies, somewhat at a loss.
After all, today was Xiang Qian's birthday banquet, and they couldn't just leave, but staying here was truly too stinky.
Even if they could hold their breath, the stench seemed to be all-pervasive, permeating their entire bodies.
Most of the guests present had drunk Baihua Brew, just in different quantities; those who drank a lot felt the effects quickly and intensely, while those who drank less felt them later and more mildly.
So, everyone who had drunk it was unable to escape.
The sound of farts continued, and the stench had already enveloped the entire courtyard, even spreading towards the rooms inside.
At this time, the experts in the private rooms inside were enjoying their wine and conversation, so no one had spread their Divine Sense, and thus no one noticed what was happening in the courtyard.
They suddenly started discussing the last great battle between Seven Kings City and Azure Firmament Merchant Guild.
Xiang Qian was King Canglu's sworn brother, and many of the Emperor Realm Experts present were also bandits from Seven Kings City, so an Emperor Realm Expert immediately stated,
"At that time, we should have directly gone to war with Azure Firmament Merchant Guild, subdued them, and extorted a huge sum from them!!"
"Yes! Azure Firmament Merchant Guild is rolling in money; a few years of traveling to other places wouldn't yield as much as one trip to Azure Firmament Merchant Guild."
Xiang Qian's face was flushed, and his eyes were deep.
"The Seven Kings did consider it, but this matter involved too much and was somewhat suspicious, so for the sake of caution, they decided to act according to the situation."
"It was Azure Firmament Merchant Guild that chickened out first and didn't send anyone to continue; if they still wanted to fight, then we would certainly accompany them to the end!"
The Emperor Realm Experts nodded in agreement.
Just then, someone, smelling the stench, subconsciously twitched his nose and frowned.
After he spread his Divine Sense and investigated, he said with a complex expression,
"Brother Xiang, it seems there's a small problem in the courtyard."
Xiang Qian didn't pay much attention, but his Divine Sense probed out, and he quickly understood what was happening.
The other people present were also like this; although their faces were expressionless at this moment, their hearts were filled with a mix of laughter and tears.
Xiang Qian's old face immediately darkened, wishing he could just slap the entire courtyard flat.
He quickly sent a private message, telling Butler Zhou to handle the matter.
Butler Zhou actually knew what was happening at this moment and had already rushed into the courtyard.
The strong stench almost knocked him out; he quickly held his breath, which helped a little.
"What exactly is going on!!!"
Butler Zhou's face was as black as charcoal, and the anger and Killing Intent in his eyes were almost overflowing.
"It seems… it's the wine's problem."
Butler Zhou subconsciously shook his head, "Impossible! I personally bought the Spiritual Wine from Moon Gazing Tavern! How could there be a problem!!"
In his opinion, Moon Gazing Tavern wouldn't have problems, and he himself had no problems, so there must be other reasons!!
However, the problem here still needed to be resolved immediately.
Butler Zhou quickly arranged for people to move the guests in the courtyard to other places and began an investigation.
The result was obvious: only guests in the courtyard who had drunk the Spiritual Wine couldn't control their smelly farts.
Clearly, it was Moon Gazing Tavern's Baihua Brew that had a problem!
"Moon Gazing Tavern!" Butler Zhou said through gritted teeth.
He trusted Wangyue Restaurant immensely, and he never expected Wangyue Restaurant to have such a problem!!
One must know that today was his master Xiang Qian's birthday banquet! All the influential figures in Seven Kings City and some of Xiang Qian's friends had basically come!
As a result, such an embarrassing incident occurred; although no one dared to laugh openly, it truly made Xiang Qian and the entire Xiang Mansion lose face.
Most importantly, if this matter was not handled well, Butler Zhou, and even all the servants in the mansion, from top to bottom, would be implicated and severely punished.
"Let's go! First, follow me to report to the master and apologize!"
Butler Zhou brought his servants to see Xiang Qian, and without a word, he immediately knelt down with a thud, explaining everything with a crying voice.
After listening, Xiang Qian's face turned slightly cold, "You go to Wangyue Restaurant now and have them give a reasonable explanation."
This matter was actually not big, and the impact was not severe, but it did make Xiang Qian lose face in front of the guests.
So, there must be a reasonable explanation; either Moon Gazing Tavern gives an explanation, or Butler Zhou bears all the anger.
"Yes, Master!" The tearful Butler Zhou quickly got up and, with his people, left the Xiang Mansion furiously, heading to Moon Gazing Tavern.
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