Don’t Become Spider-Man

"Fifth, after you beat up the bad guys, make sure to leave quickly. Otherwise, people will expect you to clean up the scene." "Sixth, wash your suit often. Don't let people smell anything weird on it, or they'll make fun of you." "Seventh, put on some talcum powder before wearing your suit, especially around the joints. You don't want to get a rash, do you?" Amazing Spider-Man-B spoke with growing enthusiasm, but the more Peter listened, the more something felt off. The earlier points had at least been somewhat understandable.