Don’t Ever Go Outside, or You’ll Get Beaten to Death

"I really can't stand this idiot anymore..." Countless light-years away from the main universe, one of Donnie's avatars stood on a white dwarf, gazing toward Earth from afar as he watched this Michael-looking Beyonder embark on his path of reckless mischief. Just like in the comics, he was a foolish idiot with an IQ in arrears. He believed whatever others told him. His omniscient and omnipotent power only left him even more confused. He knew what things were, but not why they were.