Earth’s New Sorcerer Supreme

"Dimensional passage number 144 has experienced abnormal spatial fluctuations. An extradimensional life-form is suspected of sneaking onto Earth." "Bring it back. If it resists, kill it on the spot!" "What do we do after bringing it back?" "Interrogate it, then kill it on the spot!" "Spatial passage number 37 has a visitor from another planet. That life-form says it wants to study under Kamar-Taj's Sorcerer Supreme and learn magic." "Study my ass. Haven't you heard of Earth-first ideology? Tell it to get lost. If it refuses, kill it.