Eat melons and watch the show

Chapter 509: Watching the Show

At this moment, Qing Yi shrieked, her beautiful eyes wide. What did she see?

Lin Fan stood before a peerless woman, poking her body with his hand. Seeing no reaction, he directly removed her remaining clothes.

This was a difficult scene to imagine: a beauty capable of toppling nations, motionless like a sleeping princess, allowing herself to be handled.

And before her, a smiling man fumbled with her intimate armor, truly sparking endless conjectures!

"No, you can't mess around! Even if she's dead, Lin Fan, you cannot desecrate her!" Qing Yi shouted, trying to stop him.

For a moment, she even thought of many rumors: that many Geniuses had strange, even perverted, fetishes.

"Whoosh!"

Finally, Qing Yi couldn't hold back and rushed over, reacting intensely, her full chest rising and falling rapidly.

However, she was still a step too late. Lin Fan's method of undressing was practiced; in no time, he had removed the black armor from the woman's body.

In an instant, a flawless Immortal Body was completely exposed, a sight that made one's blood boil.

Her skin was crystal clear, as white as jade, her graceful figure tall and slender, curvaceous and charming, and her high-set breasts were perfect to the extreme.

It must be said, this was an extremely beautiful sight, and Lin Fan couldn't help but gaze at it with appreciation, looking a few more times.

"Don't look!" Qing Yi said angrily, her slender, jade-white hands quickly covering Lin Fan's eyes, preventing him from doing anything bad.

"Desecrate my ass, what are you thinking? I don't have necrophilia!

Even if she is an Immortal Body, without the smell of decay, I am not the kind of person who would do such a thing.

Can't you tell I'm taking the Dark Immortal Metal?"

Lin Fan was speechless, prying open the soft hands covering his eyes, and tossed the Immortal Metal armor to Qing Yi; it was meant for her anyway.

Moreover, even though the Immortal Metal battle armor was damaged and had cracks, it was still an item belonging to a True Immortal, so it couldn't be too bad.

If it were refined again, it might very well regain its former glory and become a supreme treasure, just like the one he obtained.

Qing Yi caught the Immortal Metal battle armor, her face flushed, and she whispered softly, "Actually… if you needed… I wouldn't… not be able to…"

"Oh, really?" Lin Fan's eyes blazed, and a mischievous smile appeared on his face.

Qing Yi dared not meet his gaze, blushing immensely, her pretty face flushed, her head bowed so low it was almost buried in her full chest.

She even wondered if she had gone crazy to say such a thing.

"Whack!"

However, what greeted her was not mischief, but a flick to the forehead. Qing Yi cried out in pain, covering her head, tears almost welling up.

"What are you thinking about all day? Look at your small physique, can you handle it? If you put more thought into Cultivating, you would have become a True God long ago."

Lin Fan looked as if she were a piece of iron that couldn't be forged into steel.

Qing Yi was stunned. Was she being disliked? She felt a strange sense of loss.

But then, Lin Fan leaned close to her ear, exhaling warm air, and said, "Or are you already impatient to merge with me?"

"You, you, you…" Qing Yi immediately took a few steps back, covering her pounding heart, and retorted, "I didn't!"

Lin Fan smiled, saying no more; the main reason was that he didn't want to affect her Undergoing Tribulation later, otherwise, he would have already 'eaten' her.

Furthermore, doing it in front of a stripped Immortal Body was truly immoral, so he put a piece of clothing back on the female Immortal.

Lin Fan was already being kind; if this were in the outside world, some people would truly do such things, leaving not even a single strand of hair.

After all, an Immortal's entire body was a treasure; their flesh and blood could allow people to undergo baptism and transformation, and their bones could be used to forge Immortal Soldier Sharp Weapons.

Especially when the future Age of Dharma Decline arrived, an Immortal Body would be equivalent to a sacred object for extending life, appearing extremely precious.

Then, he used an Immortal Artifact to collect the female Immortal, preparing to bury her in the Ten Thousand Things Soil for future needs.

Seeing this, Qing Yi quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

…

In the Immortal Ancient, several months passed, and it was quite lively. For Cultivating Immortal Qi, some sighed, some perished, each showing different reactions.

Among them, one person caused a stir, and the name 'Huang' shook all the ancient realms, making countless people gnash their teeth in hatred.

"Old Ma, your strength is truly subpar, yet you still want to intimidate me. Why don't you kneel over here instead!" Shi Hao mocked, fleeing as he spoke.

"Little beast, where do you think you're going!" Heavenly God Ma Yuan said coldly, using a great Divine Ability to pursue Shi Hao relentlessly, intending to carry out Possession.

Moreover, it wasn't just him; with the Heavenly God's command, many great figures in the Immortal Ancient also harbored this thought, wanting to seize his Dao fruit.

Because a person who had Cultivated two strands of Immortal Qi was truly enviable, and all of them wanted to occupy his body and plunder his secrets.

This also led to Shi Hao being surrounded by Heavenly Gods and pursued relentlessly, leaving him covered in wounds, almost on the verge of perishing.

"Little Milk Hao is in danger, aren't you going to help?" Qing Yi asked, looking at the man who was happily watching the scene.

"No hurry. When a child grows up, they always have to experience some life-and-death situations to Breakthrough in desperation. Besides, he's an unkillable little cockroach!"

Lin Fan said calmly, even reaching out into the Void Realm and grabbing a Sunflower Demon, shaking down many sunflower seeds.

Then, while watching the show, he started cracking seeds on the spot, making a crackling sound.

Qing Yi was speechless, silently mourning for Little Milk Hao for a few seconds. To have such a Senior Brother was truly a blessing Cultivated for eight lifetimes.

However, she still agreed with a smile, "Little Milk Hao is indeed very special. Without relying on a Dao lineage, he managed to reach this point by himself, which is nothing short of a miracle!"

After some time, Lin Fan still made a move. The moment Shi Hao approached the Chaos Mosquito Lake, he was teleported away.

"Where is he?!"

"How can there be a teleportation array in this place!" A Heavenly God roared, extremely unwilling.

Moreover, this kind of teleportation array was extremely advanced; once used, it would be destroyed, erasing all traces, making it impossible to deduce its destination.

Undoubtedly, this was Lin Fan's doing. He had occupied the Chaos Mosquito Lake, seizing its creation, so naturally, he had to find another place for his little brother.

"Where did you send Little Milk Hao?" Qing Yi asked, puzzled.

"Dragon Nest!" Lin Fan replied.

On the other side, in an ancient Chaos cave, the Void Realm cracked open, and with a bang, a figure fell out.

It was Shi Hao!

"Haha… there's always a way out! My luck is unmatched; I can even step on an ancient teleportation array like this!" Shi Hao laughed loudly.

"Pfft!"

The next moment, he coughed up a mouthful of blood, grimacing in pain. It was truly too painful; he was covered in wounds, extremely miserable.

Furthermore, he had suffered a Dao injury during his seclusion, which was the most difficult to treat, and he had been pursued relentlessly, so it had never healed.

"Damn you, Ma Yuan! Damn you, Heavenly Gods! When my injuries heal and I Breakthrough, I'll settle accounts with each and every one of you!"

Shi Hao clenched his fists and swore an oath, then looked around to see where he had arrived.

Soon, he saw an ancient pool, emitting rays of light, with Dragon Qi surging and Immortal Light overflowing, making him feel extremely comfortable.

"Dragon Transformation Pool!" Shi Hao exclaimed in surprise, rushing towards it.

But very quickly, he fell into deep thought again, his face filled with suspicion. He always felt as if a pair of large hands were manipulating things behind the scenes.

"Was I really just lucky, or was someone helping me from behind?"