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Extra: Invincible in the World (V)

Facing these wolf-like children, Ximen Wudi was filled with despair. In his helplessness, he could only resort to his last move, covering his head and lying on the ground, hoping to protect his face.

But the facts proved that he had completely overthought it. In a group beating of over twenty people, if you were slow, you couldn't even get a hit in. With so many people punching and kicking, it wasn't long before he was once again bruised and battered, his nose swollen and face discolored.

Ximen Wudi regretted it so much his intestines turned green. Why did he have to come and poke this hornet's nest? This Family was abnormal; any child they pulled out could instantly defeat him.

"Alright, stop hitting him. If you really beat him to death, no one will compensate for the losses."

Fortunately, Ye Qingbei shouted at this moment, and the children reluctantly stopped.

He reached out and grabbed Ximen Yufēi, who was hiding nearby, and slammed him heavily next to Ximen Wudi, looking at the two of them.

"You two are courting death, ruining my home like this. Speak, how will you compensate?"

Ximen Wudi was thoroughly scared this time. Looking at these children in front of him, he didn't dare to say a single harsh word.

"Um… your home is fine, nothing happened, really. I'm the one who's injured, so there's no need for compensation, right?"

Ye Xueyan waved her hand, and a giant Immortal Cactus flew up and smashed onto Ximen Wudi's head again.

"Damn Old thing, still trying to deny it! My father's two favorite stone lions were smashed by you. How will you compensate?"

"This…"

Facing this little tyrant, Ximen Wudi didn't dare to utter a single word of 'no' and quickly cried out, "I'll compensate, we'll compensate."

According to his thoughts, he would pay for peace, then quickly leave this place and never return.

After speaking, he looked at Ximen Yufēi, "Quickly give them money, quickly compensate them!"

"Old Ancestor, where do I have money?"

Ximen Yufēi's face was uglier than a bitter gourd. He had some savings before, but after guarding the tomb for so many years, they were basically all spent. His pockets were cleaner than his face. What could he use to compensate them?

"You… how could you be out of money?"

Ximen Wudi was a bit dumbfounded. He had been in seclusion for over a hundred years and was also penniless.

"You're crying poor to me, are you? Hit him harder!"

With Ye Qingbei's command, another brutal round of punching and kicking began, making the two of them cry out for their parents.

"Stop hitting us, stop hitting us! We really don't have money. How about you give us some time to slowly compensate later…"

"Alright, alright, quick, stop! Don't really kill them; I still have a use for them."

Ye Lunqi stopped the crowd. "Brother Qingbei, I do have an idea."

Ye Qingbei said, "These two are poorer than the last. What idea do you have?"

"It's simple. Since they can't afford to compensate, I'll turn them into stone lions. Just put one on each side here, wouldn't that work? Anyway, as long as Dad sees these things here, he won't blame us."

Ye Lunqi's delicate little face was brimming with uncontrollable excitement. "I've been studying ancient texts recently and just learned a petrification spell. I guarantee they'll look exactly like real stone lions."

"Uh…"

Ximen Wudi and the other man, who had just recovered, were completely dumbfounded. To turn themselves into stone lions and guard the door all day—this was worse than death.

Ye Xueyan said, "Sounds fun, but will it work? They're both so small; they don't seem as big as stone lions."

"That's easy to solve."

Ye Qingbei's eyes lit up. "Although they're a bit small now, if we beat them a bit bigger, it'll be about right."

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone rushed up again, punching and kicking.

About ten minutes later, everyone dispersed. The pitiful Ximen Wudi and Ximen Yufēi were thoroughly swollen, a full circle larger than before.

Ye Lunqi looked at them and nodded with satisfaction. "The petrification spell can also enlarge them a bit more. They should be about the same size as stone lions."

"No, no."

Ye Qinghan waved his chubby little hand. "Dad said the two previous stone lions were one male and one female. They both seem to be male."

"Oh, right, it seems so!"

Ye Qingbei's gaze turned to the two of them. "But it doesn't matter. I recently watched a movie where people can change gender. For people like them, one can be turned into a woman, and then when they transform, it'll be a female lion."

As soon as these words were spoken, there was an uproar. Ye Xueyan looked at the two with a mischievous smile. "Which one of you will it be?"

Ximen Wudi shivered with fright and waved his hands repeatedly. "I can't. I'm old. No matter how I try, I can't change."

Hearing him say that, Ximen Yufēi couldn't care less about anything else and quickly cried out, "Old Ancestor, you can't do this! The Legacy of the Ximen Family still depends on me. You're so old; you definitely can't have children. You should do it instead."

"How dare you speak to me, your Old Ancestor, like that? Listen to me, you sacrifice yourself…"

"Bullshit Old Ancestor! Aren't you hailed as invincible? You've fallen to this state and you're still pretending with me. If someone's getting cut, it's yours…"

The two argued back and forth, endlessly.

Ximen Wudi suddenly shot into the air, clearly intending to escape, but unfortunately, just as he rose, he felt his body lose control and then fell heavily to the ground.

Ye Lunqi's giant Immortal Cactus smashed heavily onto his backside again. "Old thing, you still want to run? Then it's you."

Ximen Wudi felt like dying. He had come out of seclusion, originally thinking he could rule the world, but now he was going to turn into a stone lion, and the female one at that. Could there be anything more miserable than this?

He wanted to struggle, even commit suicide, but unfortunately, his entire being was Seal-ed, and even the True Qi within his body could not circulate. How could he speak? He could do nothing.

"Then it's you!"

Ye Qingbei flipped his wrist, and a shining dagger appeared in his palm.

Seeing this, Ximen Yufēi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Although he also didn't want to turn into a stone lion, it was still better than Ximen Wudi's fate.

"Big Brother, she's a girl; it can't be too bloody."

Ye Lunqi stopped Ye Qingbei, but before Ximen Wudi could put his worried heart down, he heard her say again, "I suggest using the freezing spell. It won't bleed when it freezes off."

"No, no, better to use fire. Then you won't see anything at all."

A seven or eight-year-old boy stepped forward, flipped his wrist, and a scorching ball of flame appeared in his palm.

Ximen Wudi shed old tears, practically going crazy. What were they doing? This was simply too humiliating, too bullying!

Unfortunately, in front of these children, he could do nothing, not even the subconscious action of clamping his legs together.

"Whose children are these? Is anyone in charge? Help!"

Watching the flames dance in the little boy's palm, he could only let out a desperate squeal like a pig being slaughtered.

"Old man, don't shout. My flame is very hot; it won't hurt at all."

The little boy chuckled, holding the flame, and walked over. Ximen Wudi closed his eyes, completely sinking into despair.

"Alright, stop messing around!"

Just then, a young man appeared, stopping the little boy. "Auntie Linglong gave birth to a little sister. Go and see her."

As soon as he spoke, the children cheered and ran into the Ye Family residence.

Ye Bufan waved his hand, lifting the Restriction on the two men.

"Today is a joyous day. For the sake of my daughter's birth, I'll spare you two this time.

However, destroying my stone lions cannot just be overlooked. From now on, you two will guard the gate here.

You only get one chance. Don't have any other ideas, or you two will truly turn into stone lions."

Ye Bufan's figure flickered and disappeared from the spot. Ximen Wudi and Ximen Yufēi breathed a sigh of relief.

Although there was no one around at this moment, they didn't even have the thought of escaping. The opponent's strength was too great; he had completely intimidated them, making them lose all courage.

And so, from that day on, two gatekeepers appeared in front of the Ye residence. The Ximen Old Ancestor, who had previously boasted of being invincible, completely became an old gatekeeper.

(This extra story was completely spontaneous, a nonsensical style of writing. Please don't ask me for logic; it's mainly for laughs. If you like it, read it; if not, skip it. The next extra story will have a different approach, forming a series, giving Little Qing, Fifth Little Demon, and others an ending. If anyone has lingering feelings for any other female lead or supporting female character, you can suggest them.)

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