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“I can treat you to a meal; my mood is pretty good right now anyway. However, I’m not willing to splurge on taking you out to a restaurant. We can just buy some groceries and eat at home. But don’t get any ideas about me. You’re an outstanding person—your Medical Skills rival Hua Tuo’s and your martial arts rival Guan Yu’s—but you’re too much of a playboy. You fall in love with everyone you see. You’re not my type, so forget about any candlelight dinners.”
"I can treat you to a meal; my mood is pretty good right now anyway. However, I'm not willing to splurge on taking you out to a restaurant. We can just buy some groceries and eat at home. But don't get any ideas about me. You're an outstanding person—your Medical Skills rival Hua Tuo's and your martial arts rival Guan Yu's—but you're too much of a playboy. You fall in love with everyone you see. You're not my type, so forget about any candlelight dinners."
Captain Tang Fei said, "If you're willing, then come with me. If not, then take a taxi home. But I want to make one thing clear: you're a man, so don't be petty. You must come on time next weekend to give me my Breast Enhancement Massage."
"I'm not that narrow-minded. But if we part ways here, wouldn't Xiao Keming suspect that you and I are just acting?"
Zhou Lang said, "That's why I must go to your place with you, and even stay at your house tonight. That's the only way to completely fool Xiao Keming. Starting tomorrow, he'll give up completely."
"Stay at my place? That won't do. A man and a woman alone together—how is that appropriate?" Captain Tang Fei immediately objected.
"It's not like we're sleeping in the same bed. I can sleep on the sofa. What, are you afraid I'll eat you up? Where did that tough-as-nails side of the Tyrannosaurus Policewoman go?" Zhou Lang countered.
"I'm scared of you? Fine, stay at my place then!"
Captain Tang Fei was indeed someone easily swayed by reverse psychology, and she also really wanted to get rid of that scoundrel Xiao Keming once and for all. She immediately said, "I'm a police officer. If you try to do anything to me tonight, I'll just grab my gun and fight you to the death."
"You're completely overthinking it. When I gave you that Breast Enhancement Massage this morning, I resisted the temptation. What other temptation could I possibly fail to resist?"
Zhou Lang laughed, "Do you really think I just want a meal from you? I'm doing this for your sake because I don't want our efforts today to go to waste."
"Fine, I get it. Let's go." Captain Tang Fei thought about it and realized he was right; her guard lowered significantly. She reached out to hail a taxi and signaled for Zhou Lang to get in.
Soon, the two arrived by taxi at the restaurant where they had eaten lunch. They retrieved the motorcycle from the parking lot and then went to the supermarket to buy groceries.
It was now past two in the afternoon, the hottest time of the day. Zhou Lang was a Cultivator and could regulate his own body temperature, so naturally, he didn't sweat. But Captain Tang Fei was different; under the scorching sun, tiny beads of sweat seeped out on her body.
"No wonder the ancients said that beauties exude fragrant sweat; Captain Tang Fei is exactly like that. Such a beauty, once her breasts are enhanced, will be an absolute stunner. I can't let anyone else lay a hand on her. I'm determined to win this girl over."
Smelling the fragrant sweat on Captain Tang Fei, Zhou Lang couldn't help but think. He was already a Cultivator with a lifespan of at least several hundred years. The long road of life would be too lonely without many beauties by his side.
Captain Tang Fei, however, didn't know Zhou Lang's thoughts; she was slowly getting used to this feeling of bantering with him.
The two bought quite a lot of groceries at the supermarket and also picked up a case of beer. Zhou Lang also took the opportunity to buy a change of clothes; Captain Tang Fei was still a maiden, so she didn't have any clothes for him to change into at home.
As he easily carried the case of beer upstairs, Zhou Lang couldn't help but think, "This girl is afraid of me taking advantage of her, but doesn't she know that people can lose control after drinking?"
The two returned to Captain Tang Fei's residence; it was only three in the afternoon.
"It's too hot today, I'm covered in sweat. I'm going to take a shower first. There are cold drinks in the fridge, help yourself." Captain Tang Fei turned on the air conditioner, greeted Zhou Lang, went to the bedroom to get some clothes, and headed to the bathroom.
Zhou Lang took a can of drink from the fridge and slowly sipped it while watching TV. He didn't do what he had done at Li Mengxue's house—use a Perspective Talisman to peek at the beautiful Captain Tang Fei while she was bathing.
Every man wants to see a beautiful woman, especially one without clothes. Zhou Lang naturally wanted to see what Captain Tang Fei looked like without clothes. However, the Perspective Talisman was left behind by his Old Ancestor, and the quantity was limited; every one used was one less. Since he didn't have the ability to create talismans yet, he felt it was better to wait until Captain Tang Fei's breasts became fuller from his massage before using it. That would be much more worthwhile.
However, his hearing was too powerful. He could hear the sound of Captain Tang Fei running water in the bathroom, and even the sound of her rubbing shower gel on her body.
This was a form of invisible temptation, tempting him to take a look, because as long as he wanted to see, he still had the ability.
"Sigh, my resistance to beautiful women never seems to be very high," Zhou Lang couldn't help but sigh. A can of cold drink went down, but it couldn't extinguish the burning desire in his lower abdomen.
Inside the bathroom, it was a different scene.
Mutton-fat jade—this might be the only word to describe Captain Tang Fei's body, because her figure was just too good, and her skin was just too beautiful. Her beauty was that healthy kind, not the pale or sickly kind. Because she exercised often, her skin radiated a glow like white jade, sexy and healthy.
This kind of beauty was what every woman dreamed of and what every man liked.
Her delicate hands were massaging her own chest. The pair of little buns on her chest kept deforming and changing shape in her hands.
Captain Tang Fei's only flaw was that her breasts were small. But with Zhou Lang around, it was estimated that after a month, this flaw would be remedied, and she would become a perfect, dazzling beauty.
There was a large mirror in the bathroom. Captain Tang Fei looked into the mirror while massaging herself.
"It really seems to have grown a little bit, and it feels warm and swollen, as if it's constantly growing. This Zhou Lang, he really didn't lie to me. His Medical Skills are truly magical."
After carefully observing, Captain Tang Fei came to this conclusion.
"Although I don't like Zhou Lang, that playboy who flirts everywhere, he really seems to be my lucky star. Because of his case, my abilities were recognized by my superiors, and I became the sub-bureau chief. And because of him, I got rid of Xiao Keming's harassment. If the breast enhancement is also successful, that will be a triple blessing. Actually, having a friend like this is pretty nice, even though he often bickers with me."
Captain Tang Fei's mood brightened, and the psychological distance between her and Zhou Lang unknowingly shortened.
After showering, Captain Tang Fei walked out of the bathroom wearing cropped pants and a short-sleeved T-shirt. Although simple, it was fresh, refined, and very good-looking, especially with her calves completely exposed, which was enough to stir the imagination.
"I'm very curious, how come you don't sweat at all?"
Captain Tang Fei grabbed a can of drink, sat opposite Zhou Lang, and asked curiously.
She was a person with mild mysophobia. If others had any strange odors like sweat, she could smell it even from a few meters away. When she returned from outside, she was covered in sweat, so she immediately went to take a shower. However, she never felt that Zhou Lang had any sweat odor; on the contrary, she felt that Zhou Lang had a pleasant scent.
"I practice Internal Martial Arts. My internal Qi is endless, so I can regulate my body's state at any time and rarely sweat."
Zhou Lang explained. Although he was starting to like Captain Tang Fei, the Tyrannosaurus Policewoman, he still hadn't told her about his identity as a Cultivator.
"Was it Internal Martial Arts you used at the Hurricane Boxing Gym? Your martial arts are truly amazing. I was worried earlier that you wouldn't be a match for that World Muay Thai Champion Wu Dewei. That guy has won two gold belts and is a World Muay Thai Champion."
Captain Tang Fei was even more curious. After all, things like Internal Martial Arts basically only existed in movies and TV shows and were hard to see in reality. Of course, if she hadn't felt a warm current flowing through her body when Zhou Lang used True Qi to clear her Meridians, and if she hadn't seen with her own eyes Zhou Lang easily defeat World Muay Thai Champion Wu Dewei with a series of flying kicks, she would never have believed in any Internal Martial Arts.
"Hmm."
Zhou Lang nodded and said, "World champions are just like that; they're too weak. I saw that and knew Xiao Keming was afraid that I would go to the gym to challenge him every day, which is why I was able to make him suffer in silence and not dare to harass you anymore."
"Then, will you teach me Internal Martial Arts? I've been like a boy since I was little and love fighting."
Captain Tang Fei said. She was thinking to herself that if she had skills like Zhou Lang's, she would definitely sign up for the National Police Fighting Competition and bring back a championship. That would be awesome.
"This is a unique skill. I can only teach it if you are my woman," Zhou Lang joked. "If you want to learn Internal Martial Arts, you have to become my woman."
"I already said you're not my type. You're a playboy; I don't want to be your woman. Who knows how many women you actually have."
Captain Tang Fei was stunned for a moment and then said, "Why are you so stingy? Keeping everything hidden and not teaching others—how is Internal Martial Arts supposed to flourish?"
"Fine, I'll teach you a little bit, so that you, a dignified female police sub-bureau chief, don't lack the ability to protect yourself," Zhou Lang laughed.
If anyone else said this to Captain Tang Fei, she would definitely have exploded. But with Zhou Lang saying it, she could only endure it hatefully. Although she was the top expert at the Linwu District Police Sub-bureau, she was really no match for Zhou Lang. Her strength was still quite a bit worse than Coach Wang from the Hurricane Boxing Gym. If they really fought, she would find it hard to withstand even one move from Zhou Lang.
The Martial Skills recorded in the Dual Cultivation Manual were numerous and varied, with thousands of changes.
However, the profound ones were not suitable for Captain Tang Fei to learn because she lacked the foundation. So, Zhou Lang chose the simplest Cultivation Technique and Fist Technique and began to teach Captain Tang Fei.
This set of skills was called the Breathing Technique, and the corresponding Fist Technique was called the Internal Thirteen Forms. It was a set of skills that used softness to overcome hardness and was more suitable for girls to practice.
In fact, the path of Cultivation also starts from the Realm of martial arts. However, Zhou Lang was a bit luckier; he was directly helped by Xiao Xi to clear all his Meridians, and then he learned the Cultivation Technique from the Dual Cultivation Manual, directly stepping from an ordinary person into the ranks of Cultivators. But his model was very hard to replicate.
True martial arts practice requires personal instruction and hard training, one move at a time. After Zhou Lang demonstrated a few times, he asked Captain Tang Fei to follow along and learn the semi-squatting, semi-standing stance from the Breathing Technique.
"Is it like this?" Captain Tang Fei asked Zhou Lang after she stood with her legs apart. At this moment, her body was leaning forward, her buttocks were tilted back, and the posture was truly sexy.
Zhou Lang recalled the two previous times he had teased Captain Tang Fei, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he swung his hand and slapped Captain Tang Fei's perky buttocks.
"Smack!"
A crisp sound came from Captain Tang Fei's buttocks.
"What are you doing?" Captain Tang Fei jumped up, glaring at Zhou Lang. Her perky buttocks were too pitiful; almost every time she met Zhou Lang, she had to be slapped.
"Your posture is wrong. Why are you sticking your buttocks up so high? This isn't posing for a sexy picture; this is for standing the stance."
Captain Tang Fei's perky buttocks felt amazing. Zhou Lang was secretly pleased and found it funny, but his face remained serious.
In fact, he had really become addicted to slapping Captain Tang Fei's buttocks because they were firm and elastic. After slapping them once, he wanted to do it a second time.
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