King Thor

Sand. A figure silently flew out of the crater blasted open by the pillar of lightning and landed on the crystalline ground above with a crunching sound. Arcs of lightning occasionally burst from his body, making him seem utterly unapproachable. "Was that Thor?" Stark was the first to voice the question. "Oh! That blonde chick! He got old!" Professor Hulk's mind apparently had not fully recovered yet, and he cracked a tasteless joke. "Huh? Blonde chick? Are you talking about Thor?