Old Man, You Actually Dared to Collect Me

"That day, despair descended. I fought bathed in blood, shattered countless star systems, and even blasted apart the barriers at the edge of the universe before I finally destroyed that demon!" Dormammu's tone grew more impassioned, as though he had truly gotten into character. Facing the ever-growing crowd, his voice gradually became fervent. "So the legend was true? You defeated the Tri-Gong Demon and saved our universe? Oh, I'm a reporter from the Kree Empire.