The Annoying Deadpool

Meanwhile, in a secluded alley behind a police station a few blocks away from the company building, there was a dumpster. The dumpster, tall enough to fit a person inside, suddenly began to shake violently, as though some small animal like a cat or dog had been trapped within and was struggling desperately. Bang! The violent shaking suddenly caused the dumpster to topple over. Countless pieces of garbage spilled out of it. And amid the heap of trash, something seemed to be slowly squirming and crawling out. "Pfft...