The Two-headed Bird Says He Wants to Attend the Grand Birthday Celebration

"Sky-Devouring Divine Dog battles Star Eater Ghidorah and the ancient beast Godzilla."

"This was an earth-shattering battle that would determine the ultimate fate of a world."

"Godzilla struck first, unleashing an Atomic Breath. The power of this attack was unparalleled, making heaven and earth tremble. In an instant, it shot into the void beyond the domain, illuminating the dark emptiness."

"Ghidorah was no less formidable. Its three golden heads fired three beams at once—Crack! Crack!—and space split apart, dazzling brilliance flowing with an aura of destruction."

"Crack! Crack! Space fractured, causing everything along its path to explode."

"At this moment, Ghidorah resembled an unrivaled ferocious beast from the primordial age, its power boundless and unstoppable."

"Sky-Devouring Divine Dog made his move. He brought forth a nine-tiered pagoda, its surface flowing with black-and-yellow energy that blocked every incoming destructive beam."

"Could this be the legendary Black-and-Yellow Pagoda? It was said that this tower contained the two energies of black and yellow, capable of blocking every attack in the world and granting its owner innate invincibility."

"The Sky-Devouring Divine Dog let out a furious roar. Heaven and earth rumbled, the river of stars trembled, and endless immortal light erupted forth, its shocking power sweeping away everything in its path."

Raven passionately narrated the battle on the surface.

Emperor, Waldo, Tokiwa Sougo, and the others felt an urge to crawl into a crack in the ground.

Right now, they wanted to dig out a three-bedroom apartment with their toes and hide inside.

"Actually, even if you didn’t narrate, we could still understand what we were watching," Tsukasa Kadoya said weakly.

Raven rolled his eyes at him.

"People like you just don’t get it. What feeling is there without commentary? It would be completely dry."

"Only commentary can make a battle come alive. Haven’t you ever watched football? Football with commentary and football without commentary are practically two different sports."

Humbert and the others were also a little disoriented.

Honestly, they could barely stand it anymore!!

If it came down to it, it would be better for Raven to go back to being as sharp-tongued as before.

"Godzilla charged at Sky-Devouring Divine Dog, displaying an aura of invincibility, looking down upon the world, supreme above all."

"My god, his back is glowing! His body looks like flowing magma—he’s actually entered Crimson Lotus Form."

"As the saying goes: the original battles lion and tiger, the super sinks aircraft carriers, Crimson Lotus destroys God, and Finality creates Genesis. That describes the combat power of Godzilla’s various forms, and now he has actually entered Crimson Lotus Form."

"It was said that this form possessed the power to slay God. Just thinking about it was terrifying."

"Look! Ghidorah has changed forms too. My god, could this be the legendary Divine Ghidorah? It was said that Ghidorah in this state could destroy worlds at will."

"This truly was an utterly terrifying showdown, making countless humans tremble in fear, their legs going weak and their bodies shaking so badly they could barely stand."

"Sky-Devouring Divine Dog showed no fear. He charged toward the two giant beasts, the Great Dao Laws resonating with him and scattering radiant light."

"They’ve collided! My god, even space has split apart! The shockwave they unleashed uprooted countless ancient trees, like a terrifying storm."

"While the three giant beasts fought to a standstill, let us turn our attention to a corner of the battlefield. The young officer named Haruki charged at Medefis of the Exif, intending to stop him from destroying this world."

"The two sides fought fiercely. Haruki was defeated, but his companions arrived. Shouting ‘For love and peace,’ they defeated Medefis and destroyed the eye he used to summon Star Eater Ghidorah."

"Ghidorah has weakened. One of its heads bit down—oh my god, that head was torn off! That had to hurt like hell."

"Godzilla rushed over, intending to save its ally. Sky-Devouring Divine Dog unleashed his might, light flowing from his eyes and reflecting scenes of heaven and earth collapsing and countless stars falling."

"Sky-Devouring Divine Dog released a brilliant beam of light, dazzling beyond compare, and blasted Godzilla away."

"Oh my god, Ghidorah is being brutally beaten! Another head was bitten off. What should we do? It looks like this powerful giant beast is about to lose."

"Ghidorah withdrew from the battle with regret. Its body had been torn open, and even its heart had been bitten out. How pitiful."

"Being a giant beast is risky, everyone. You all need to be careful."

"Godzilla let out an unwilling roar and charged at Sky-Devouring Divine Dog again, intending to reverse its defeat."

"But it could not win even when it joined forces with Ghidorah. With only itself left, it had even less chance of winning."

"Godzilla’s dorsal fins glowed as it unleashed Atomic Breath once more, a truly terrifying strike that pierced through time and space."

"Unfortunately, Sky-Devouring Divine Dog blocked that destructive attack and fired an equally powerful beam at Godzilla, knocking it down instantly."

"Godzilla has shrunk! Oh my god, it has turned into a tiny pet. It’s really so adorable."

"It looked like this great battle had ended."

Raven wore an expression of lingering satisfaction.

What an exhilarating piece of commentary.

The listeners also showed expressions of finally being freed.

If they had not been standing on metal plates, they definitely would have dug themselves a detached villa with their toes.

Raven opened a spatial-temporal passage leading to Black Emperor.

Martin’s face darkened slightly when he saw this.

So you had this ability!!

Why didn’t you use it earlier??

You still made me squeeze into the rescue ship with you.

Humbert and several high-ranking officials followed Raven, Emperor, and the others through the spatial-temporal passage onto the surface.

Black Emperor had shrunk as well and was absorbing the power of Star Eater Ghidorah’s laws.

His aura grew increasingly profound, as though he had broken through some kind of realm.

When he opened his eyes again, his aura suddenly became transcendent.

"Had heaven not given birth to me, Black Emperor, cultivation through eternity would be like a long night."

"At the end of the Immortal Path, who would be mad? At the sight of Black Emperor, all Paths become empty."

"How lonely it is to be invincible."

"Dog, have you no shame?" Raven’s single remark shattered Black Emperor’s composure.

"You dare insult the Emperor? Watch me suppress you for ten thousand years."

Black Emperor formed hand seals with both hands, but Raven merely rolled his eyes.

"Cut it out. We’re handling serious business!!"

"How boring. At least let me show off a little."

"We’re all acquaintances. Who are you showing off for? Wait until strangers are around next time."

"It’s a deal."

As soon as those words were spoken, Black Emperor turned back into a lecherous-looking dog, grinning with a "hehe."

Raven looked at Godzilla, which was unable to move due to the seal.

At this point, the creature was only fifty or sixty centimeters tall, ugly yet oddly adorable.

"What do you think, Old Mal? Isn’t this Godzilla cute?"

Raven looked at Malcador. "Keep it as a pet. It can breathe fire to keep you warm when there’s nothing else to do."

Old Mal looked at the shrunken Godzilla and could sense the surging power within it.

If he took it as a pet, it could provide extra protection when they traveled to other dimensions in the future.

Malcador nodded and took Godzilla as a pet.

"I’m going to kill it."

A voice full of fury rang out.

Several soldiers came running from afar with guns in hand.

Leading them was Haruki, who had defeated Medefis.

His face was filled with rage. His parents and lover had both died because of Godzilla.

It was impossible for him not to hate it.

However, Raven gave him no chance, sending him flying with a flap of his wing.

"Godzilla belongs to us now. What do you think you’re doing?"

"It killed my family and friends!" Haruki shouted. "Why are you stopping me from taking revenge?"

"What does your revenge have to do with me?" Raven rolled his eyes.

"Shouldn’t you be helping us?" Haruki looked at him in disbelief.

"Didn’t resolving Ghidorah and Godzilla count as helping you? Or did you think you could handle these two giant beasts yourselves?"

"But it…" Haruki pointed at the shrunken Godzilla.

"Just pretend it’s dead," Raven said carelessly.

"But it isn’t dead!" Haruki shouted. "Why are you shielding a monster like this??"

Raven rolled his eyes and ignored him.

They were a group that had abandoned their entire race twenty thousand years ago, yet had still ended up in such a miserable state.

It felt as though all those resources had been wasted just to let them wander through the void once.

How could Raven possibly treat them well?

At that moment, several natives appeared in the distance.

After nearly twenty thousand years of exploration, they had learned how to survive in this world, whose environment had changed drastically.

"Thank you for your help."

An elder was pushed forward.

Raven could not understand the other party’s language, but he could read minds, so communication posed no problem.

"No need to thank me. I merely did what was within my duty."

Raven casually transferred some knowledge into the elder’s mind as well.

With that knowledge alone, they would be able to develop rapidly and head into the stars.

"Use this knowledge to survive well and develop."

"Thank you very much, noble god."

The elder sensed the knowledge in his mind and became incredibly excited.

Without a doubt, this was an ability that only a god could possess.

"They have already regressed into primitive tribes. What use is it giving them this knowledge?" Humbert asked, looking puzzled.

If anyone was to be helped, it should have been them.

They still retained the technology from before Godzilla’s arrival, along with specialized technical personnel.

With only a little cultivation, they could quickly form productive capacity.

"Earth belongs to them," Raven said. "Twenty thousand years ago, you abandoned Earth and chose to flee."

"That was out of necessity. We had to preserve the spark of civilization," Humbert argued.

"Then why are you here?" Raven tilted his head and questioned him. "If you were the spark of civilization, you should have done whatever it took to find a way to survive, not come back here to die."

"You spent more than twenty years reaching your destination, discovered it was unsuitable for colonization, and then chose to return. And you call that preserving the spark of civilization?"

"Or did you know from the start that the destination could not be colonized, and boarded the ship simply because you were afraid of dying?"

"You waited twenty thousand years, thinking Godzilla had died of old age and that you could rebuild civilization amid the ruins."

Raven’s mouth could absolutely rank among the strongest weapons.

He was far too good at roasting people.

Humbert’s expression turned ugly.

"If you had successfully established a colony and returned for revenge, then that would naturally count as preserving the seed of civilization."

"But you accomplished nothing and wasted so much time for nothing."

"Forget it. I can’t be bothered wasting time on someone like you."

Raven ignored Humbert and, after confirming that the local natives could survive smoothly,

and rise again with the help of the knowledge he had given them,

he planned to leave.

This world had been explored.

There was nothing worth staying for.

Raven opened a spatial-temporal passage,

and brought the shrunken Godzilla, Emperor, and the others through it,

arriving at the Kamen Rider Universe—the Kamen Rider Ryuki dimension.

They appeared directly inside Flower Bird Cafe, where Yui was.

When she saw their group appear, Yui’s face lit up with joy.

"You’re finally back. I was worried something might have happened to you."

Yui looked around before finally fixing her gaze on Malcador.

"Is this Grandpa Malcador?"

Malcador was a little stunned by Yui calling him Grandpa. He pointed at himself. "Are you talking to me?"

"Yes, she’s calling you," Raven said.

"Mr. Raven told me that he was going to receive a kind old grandpa and asked me to prepare a cake."

Yui took an exquisite cake out of the refrigerator.

"I worked very hard to make it, so please don’t dislike it."

Malcador, who had originally intended to find an opportunity to question Raven and Emperor, fell silent at the sight.

He looked at Yui.

Her eyes held the innocence born from ignorance.

They reminded him of those children who had once stayed by his side.

He had lived for far too long.

So long that his descendants had all grown old and died before his eyes.

After his last wife died, he never started another family.

Instead, he followed Emperor in planning the great cause Emperor spoke of.

From then on, he had lived in an environment filled with schemes and conspiracies.

He had stayed in that kind of environment for so long that he had nearly forgotten what it was like to see the pure, utterly guileless gaze of a human being.

"Thank you, child." Malcador extended his skeletal hand and accepted the cake.

"I’ll hold this for you." Yui reached out to take Malcador’s Double-headed Eagle staff.

The staff was extremely heavy, but fortunately, Yui possessed Phoenix Power.

This was from her older brother.

Although she had transformed only rarely, the Phoenix Force had also reshaped his body, granting her strength beyond that of mortals.

"See? I told you this would work." Raven spoke to the Emperor through their minds.

"You care far too little about Malcador!"

"Seriously, you’re an absolute bastard."

After being hit by that barrage of complaints, the Emperor turned to look at Raven.

"Don’t you bear any responsibility?"

"Wow, you really are shameless, Big Guy. I haven’t even known Malcador for a fraction of the time you two have."

"Setting the facts aside, does knowing someone for a short time mean you’re not at fault?"

Raven and the Emperor bickered.

Suddenly, a communication request came in. It was from Guilliman.

"Old Thirteen knows we found Malcador?" Raven was somewhat surprised.

"I’m never going back." Malcador raised his head, his gaze unfriendly. "I’ve been busy for so long. It’s your turn now."

"Maybe we should just hang up." The Emperor rubbed his nose.

If he could make things difficult for his son, there was no need to trouble himself, the old father.

Raven said, "We should hear him out. It might be something urgent."

The communication connected, and Guilliman’s figure appeared in the projection.

After saluting the Emperor and Raven respectively, he explained why he had requested the communication.

"Tzeentch’s chief Greater Daemon, Karlos, wishes to join forces with us against the Lord of Change."

After hearing Guilliman’s words, Raven’s eyes widened.

Well, well, Karlos. Horus didn’t come to pay his respects, so you came instead, huh?

Who was the first Greater Daemon to fall?

The answer was Carlos the Fate Weaver.

The moment he sought that raven’s help, loyal Carlos had already died.

The one still alive was merely a lackey of the False Emperor and that raven.