Ultimate Spider-Man

Everyone looked baffled by Deadpool’s words, completely unable to understand what he meant. Deadpool sighed. Everyone else was drunk while he alone was sober. This feeling… was great.

"Don’t overthink it. Get in here, all of you."

Deadpool raised the Little Universe and sucked all the Super Heroes inside. Hela and the demon gods were overjoyed. They had won.

"Won my ass! Hela won, so what happens to us?"

The Four Ancient Gods cursed in unison. Chthon’s heart pounded. Could Blood God really lose to Hela? It was not impossible. That guy called Deadpool was simply too unbelievable, completely beyond imagination.

"Death’s trump card is way too powerful, isn’t it?"

Hela was overjoyed. Deadpool was far stronger than she had imagined. Then again, why was that disgusting guy so powerful?

The reason was simple. Behind Deadpool stood a planet, a planet filled with mutants.

"Let me explain it to you."

Deadpool said to the void, "The reason I was able to travel silently from Mutant Planet to Earth was because those big shots helped me together. They also left a mark on me. Through that mark, I can borrow the power of every mutant.

That’s also why my healing factor is much stronger than in the movies. Fine, I admit it, I borrowed Wolverine’s power.

Right now, I’m like that mute disgrace of a Deadpool from Wolverine, with all kinds of mutant abilities. Except my abilities are much stronger than that loser’s, because I’m the real Deadpool."

"You’re saying things no one understands again."

Hela shook her head. She aimed the Night Sky Sword at Little Hela and Carol and said, "Sorry, you lost. Surrender. I won’t kill you. Once Universe Balance has been restored, I’ll set you free."

Carol clenched her fists and shouted through gritted teeth, "Even if I die, I’ll stop you."

"Before me, you can’t die even if you want to."

Hela snorted and said to Deadpool, "Come here. Put these people into your Little Universe too. Family should be kept together, nice and neat."

"Hey, isn’t that joke inappropriate coming from Hela?"

Deadpool complained as he flew toward the Domain of Death. Hela glanced at him and asked, "Why is it inappropriate? Master said it before. It’s quite interesting."

"That makes more sense."

Deadpool nodded solemnly. At that moment, Little Hela shouted, "Hey, lunatic, if you’re so powerful, why are you taking orders from Hela?"

"That’s right. Why am I taking orders from Hela? If we really fought, she wouldn’t be a match for me at all."

Deadpool seemed to have discovered a blind spot and stared in shock. A moment later, he slapped his hands together and shouted, "I remember now. She’s Death’s subordinate, and I’m Death’s man. It’s perfectly normal for me to take orders from her."

"It’s not normal at all, okay?"

Little Hela complained. Hela sneered. "Hela, stop wasting your effort. You lost this battle."

For some reason, Deadpool suddenly said smugly, "That’s right, you lost."

Little Hela sighed helplessly, her heart full of unwillingness. She had calculated everything except the possibility of a lunatic.

Just then, a voice rang through the void via an instrument. "Lost? Who said so? Did you ask me? It’s just one lunatic. I’ll deal with him."

Everyone was stunned. Lizard Doctor snorted. "Even we have no solution. What can you possibly do, Dr. Octopus?"

Dr. Octopus snorted. "Just because you have no solution doesn’t mean I don’t. Let me show you my ultimate masterpiece."

"You’re Dr. Octopus? That unlucky fool who got hit by a train?"

Deadpool blinked and said, "You really are stronger than this universe’s Artificial Sun Doctor, but no matter how strong you are, you can’t defeat me. I’m ridiculously powerful now."

Just then, Deadpool’s grip loosened, and the Little Universe was snatched away by a figure. He turned around in shock and saw a phantom Spider-Man holding the Little Universe and standing proudly ahead of him.

He was called a phantom Spider-Man because his body flickered with ghostly afterimages from time to time, making him look extremely strange.

Deadpool cried out, "Wow, isn’t this my best bro who wears matching couple outfits with me?"

The phantom—no, Ultimate Spider-Man—sneered. "Nonsense. You copied my look."

"I didn’t copy you. I copied Deathstroke next door. Forget that, give me back the Little Universe. We may be brothers, but there are some things we can’t share, like wives and balls."

Deadpool shrugged and used Mind Power to control Ultimate Spider-Man, only to discover that Ultimate Spider-Man’s body contained countless consciousnesses.

"So many consciousnesses?"

Deadpool suddenly understood. "I get it now. You’re a lunatic too."

"You’re the lunatic. Wait, so you know you’re a lunatic?"

Ultimate Spider-Man complained, "I’m Ultimate Spider-Man, Deadpool. You’re no match for me. I’m so strong now that even I’m afraid of myself. Luckily, my opponent is you, so I don’t have to worry about killing you. Otherwise, I really wouldn’t dare attack casually."

"My god, Peter, when did you learn to brag? Kids who brag are bad kids."

Deadpool pushed both hands forward, firing streams of black light at Ultimate Spider-Man. It was Black Phoenix’s Decomposition of Everything ability.

"I, Peter Parker, have never bragged in my life."

Ultimate Spider-Man casually took a few steps as if strolling through a courtyard. Every streak of black light passed by him, not even touching his clothes.

This was the ultimate Spider-Sense! When Spider-Sense developed to its peak, it could even get every multiple-choice question right. Put simply, it was connected to fate.

"Spider-Sense, Peter’s little tingle. What a cheating ability. Fortunately, I can cheat too."

Deadpool said exaggeratedly, then abruptly appeared beside Ultimate Spider-Man. Behind him, Black Phoenix bloomed, and a field of decomposition enveloped the area.

Ultimate Spider-Man immediately kicked at Deadpool, but Deadpool suddenly became a phantom, and his foot passed through Deadpool’s waist.

Deadpool said lovingly, "Wow, you entered me. You have to take responsibility."

Ultimate Spider-Man snorted. His body also became intangible, then lightning flared around his hand as he spun and smashed it heavily into Deadpool’s face, sending Deadpool flying.

But the Black Phoenix behind Deadpool did not disappear. It let out a clear Phoenix Cry, and the field of decomposition completely enveloped Ultimate Spider-Man.

Ultimate Spider-Man remained utterly fearless. His body became increasingly transparent, as though he did not exist at all. Even the field of decomposition could do nothing to him.

"Quantumization?"

Lizard Doctor asked in surprise, "Dr. Octopus, what exactly happened to Spider-Man? Why did he suddenly become so powerful? How can he even quantumize?"

"It’s not quantumization. He isn’t in this time dimension. He traveled through the Timeline."

Dr. Richards shouted in disbelief. Everyone was shocked upon hearing that. Ultimate Spider-Man was far too powerful, wasn’t he? "Quantumization and traveling through the Timeline are both his abilities. He’s Ultimate Spider-Man, capable of truly fighting even Ancient Gods."

Dr. Octopus said arrogantly, "I’m the smartest one. You, Tony Stark, and Ivan are all trash before me."

Dr. Richards and Lizard Doctor looked somewhat grim, but they had no choice but to admit that Ultimate Spider-Man was formidable—he had Ancient God-level strength and could travel through the Timeline. They could not create a creature like that.

"Quantumization, so many spider phantoms?"

Lizard Doctor blinked, then suddenly understood. "Ultimate Spider-Man is a fusion of Spider-Man and Spider-Men from other universes, right?"

"That’s right. I wanted to do this last time, but there wasn’t enough time to complete the research. Otherwise, even Blood God might not have been able to defeat us."

Dr. Octopus said, "This Ultimate Spider-Man is a hybrid of countless Spider-Men. Not only does he possess their abilities, his own strength has reached the level of an Ancient God. With him here, victory is certain this time.

I, Liv, am this universe’s true savior."

Though Dr. Richards and Lizard Doctor were deeply displeased, they had no way to object. They secretly swore that they would definitely research an Ancient God-level powerhouse and surpass Dr. Octopus.

Dr. Richards even put Susan out of his mind. How could a girlfriend be more important than scientific research?

These genius scientists were all proud and arrogant. Asking them to admit they were inferior to others was worse than killing them. One could imagine that after this insect disaster, these scientists would throw themselves into research with all their strength. This time, their goal was the Ancient God level.

Putting that aside for now, seeing that Black Phoenix could do nothing to Ultimate Spider-Man, Deadpool let out a strange cry and abruptly vanished. Immediately afterward, a group of Deadpools appeared around Ultimate Spider-Man at the same time.

"Spider-Man, see that? I can travel through the Timeline too. Sadly, I don’t have a wife in this world. Otherwise, heh heh…"

The group of Deadpools cackled as they unleashed different mutant abilities. Cyclops’ beams, Storm of Thunderclouds, Shockwave, and other attacks bombarded Ultimate Spider-Man in an endless stream.

Ultimate Spider-Man spun rapidly, and vast quantities of spider silk erupted around him, forming a white cocoon that tightly protected him inside. The moment every attack touched the white cocoon, it vanished.

Then the cocoon exploded, and countless differently styled Spider-Men rushed out, tangling with the Deadpools. All kinds of superpower lights blossomed one after another, adding brilliant color to the universe.

"Wow, your Spider-Man is so ugly. Uglier than me."

"Get lost. How could anyone be uglier than you, you avocado? I call this distinctive. Out of so many Spider-Men, I’m the only one who looks like this. Everyone will definitely remember me. Unlike the other Spider-Men, who all look the same. Who remembers them?"

"That makes sense. Do you think I should change my look? Something especially handsome?"

"I think you’d look better in women’s clothes."

"There’s already a Lady Deadpool. Oh, right, there’s Pandapool and Dogpool too… Can’t help it, I’m just that popular."

"Popularity? You’re talking about popularity in front of me? Do you know how many Spider-Men there are?"

"Our friendship is over."

A group of Spider-Men and a group of Deadpools fought together, creating an utterly chaotic scene. Even more chaotic, both sides were hurling trash talk. After listening for a while, everyone took off their earpieces. If they kept listening, they would go insane.

One chatterbox was no big deal. Two chatterboxes were also no big deal. But two groups of chatterboxes insulting each other? The scene was too beautiful to bear hearing.

Dr. Richards asked, "Is this a side effect of Ultimate Spider-Man?"

Dr. Octopus complained, "No, it’s Spider-Man’s nature. No matter which world he comes from, he’s a chatterbox."

Lizard Doctor observed for a while, then asked, "Can only Spider-Men fuse?"

"For now, yes. Spider-Sense is very strange. It can connect all Spider-Men together. I suspect there’s a demon god above Spider-Man."

Dr. Octopus said, "Once I fully understand Spider-Sense, I might be able to become an Ancient God."

"Is that so?"

Dr. Richards and Lizard Doctor’s eyes flickered. They had to complete their research before Dr. Octopus succeeded completely.

"I never expected Spider-Man to become this powerful."

Little Hela exclaimed, "The power of scientists is truly terrifying. Hela, sorry, but your plan has gone bankrupt."

"A tiny Earth can actually create an Ancient God-level powerhouse? Isn’t that too ridiculous?"

Hela was going a little crazy. The Three Great Empires could not even produce a god-level powerhouse, yet a primitive planet had created an Ancient God-level powerhouse. Who would believe that?

Earth was not merely a land of outstanding people and spiritual energy. It was practically cheating as a whole.

"There’s nothing to be done. That’s Earth."

Little Hela said proudly. Hela snorted. "Spider-Man truly exceeded my expectations, but he’s about as strong as Deadpool. As long as I kill you, I can still win."

As she spoke, Hela shouted, "All demon gods, enter the Domain of Death and kill Dracula. I refuse to believe his infinite resurrection can continue forever."

"Alright."

The demon gods nodded and charged toward the Domain of Death. Little Hela and Carol’s expressions turned ugly. Although Spider-Man had suddenly emerged, everyone else had become prisoners. The situation was not good.

Just then, an Ultimate Spider-Man holding the Little Universe appeared beside Little Hela and said, "Hela, I’m busy right now. Release the prisoners inside yourself. Also, don’t make me clean windows anymore. It’s humiliating. So many people watched, and they even made creepy Twitter edits of me."

Little Hela was overjoyed. She hurriedly took the Little Universe and said, "Thanks. Don’t worry, I definitely won’t make you clean windows again. At most, I’ll have you work part-time directing traffic. Can’t help it, you never obey traffic rules."

Ultimate Spider-Man gave Little Hela a speechless look, then abruptly vanished. Fortunately, he was not this universe’s Spider-Man—he could travel through the Timeline, and the Domain of Light could not stop him.

Hela’s expression changed when she saw the Little Universe. She hurriedly sent Carol flying with a sword strike, then affected time and charged toward Little Hela like a streak of light.

Just then, Carol appeared out of thin air beside Hela and fiercely tackled her to the ground. The two women rolled continuously across the ground, kicking up clouds of dust.

"Tony, work with me. Break open this Little Universe."

Little Hela did not dare waste time. She hurriedly shouted to the Super Heroes inside the Little Universe, then threw it into the sky and slashed out with all her strength.

At the same time, Tony and the others attacked with all their strength. Working from within and without, they struck from both sides. A crack appeared in the Little Universe, and Tony’s group immediately escaped, falling to the ground with a series of thuds.

"We finally got out."

Everyone let out a sigh of relief. What had happened before was too humiliating. They had all been captured by one lunatic, even if he was an absurdly powerful lunatic.