Deadpool Enters the Fray

"This isn’t magic!"

Seeing that Dracula still had not died, Hela could not help shouting. How could he survive that? Dracula had the concept of immortality, but she had the concept of death, and her power far surpassed his.

"Nothing unmagical about it."

Dracula said with a proud look, "Forget you—even Death itself can’t kill me. I, Dracula, am immortal."

Hela refused to believe it. Just as she was about to attack again, Little Hela and Carol struck at the same time. Hela could only kick Dracula away and engage the two women in battle.

The problem was that Dracula could not die. Even if she defeated Little Hela and Carol, it would be useless.

Hela gritted her teeth. She had never expected her plan to be stalled by a comedic character.

To kill the others, she first had to kill Dracula. Yet no matter how she tried, Dracula would not die. It was utterly infuriating.

I can only try sealing him off, cutting off every connection he has with the outside world.

Just then, something changed on Annihilus’s side.

"The universe has actually always been vibrating, but because it is so vast, I was never able to resonate with it."

Quake King, who had been constantly evading the Annihilation Waves, suddenly stopped and said to Annihilus, "Annihilus, thank you for your help. I’ve finally crossed that threshold."

"Putting on airs."

Annihilus could not be bothered with nonsense. Annihilation Waves surged toward Quake King like enormous tides. Space showed no reaction whatsoever, because it had already been annihilated.

"Annihilus, please accept my gift of thanks."

Quake King smiled faintly and raised a hand. Everything around them began to vibrate at once.

That was right—everything around them was vibrating simultaneously. Annihilus was stunned. Even space had been annihilated, so why was the surrounding area still vibrating? What Annihilus did not know was that this was a deeper level of Cosmic Vibration, a power of concepts.

As the surroundings vibrated, the Annihilation Waves gradually dissipated into nothingness. Immediately afterward, the Negative Space Projection behind Annihilus vanished amid the vibrations.

"This is impossible!"

Annihilus was terrified out of its wits. Just as it was about to flee, its entire body began vibrating violently. Moments later, it exploded in midair and died a gruesome death.

Vibration Concept Ability—Cosmic Vibration.

If Annihilus had been a true ancient god, Quake King would not have been able to kill it. Unfortunately, it was only an ancient god within Negative Space. So, it died.

Quake King smiled faintly, canceled the fusion, and split back into Black Bolt and Skye. Both were delighted. The door to the ancient gods had opened for them.

As for why they had canceled the fusion, the reason was simple. They had been fused for too long. If they continued, certain problems would arise, such as synchronization of consciousness.

"Let’s deal with Hela first."

Skye called to Black Bolt. He nodded and flew with her toward the Domain of Death.

"Knull, Annihilus…"

When Hela saw Annihilus die so miserably, her expression changed slightly. Then she cursed furiously. Useless. Every last one of them was useless.

"In that case, I can only use that disgusting trump card."

Without further nonsense, Hela shouted, "Wade, get out here and do your job."

As Hela’s voice rang out, the void rippled. Then Deadpool appeared before everyone without his mask, posed as though squatting over a toilet.

"It’s a little chilly back there. Feels weird."

Deadpool blinked, then covered his face and said sheepishly through the universal communicator, "Hela, how could you do this? How am I supposed to face people after this?"

The battlefield suddenly fell dead silent. A moment later, everyone threw up together. Little Hela complained, "Hela, are you trying to disgust me to death so you can inherit my game account?"

Hela’s face darkened. She felt as if she had made a huge mistake and shouted angrily, "Wade, stop talking nonsense and get rid of these people already."

"You’re threatening me again. Sigh, I wanted to use the bathroom before fighting, but I guess I’ll have to hold it. Go easy on me later. Don’t hit that thing and make it stand up."

Deadpool stood, pulling up his pants and putting on his mask as he spoke. Tony said with a look of disgust, "Lunatic, you deal with that guy."

Ivan snorted. "Why don’t you go yourself?"

"I’m not you. I would never let my Godslayer Armor touch that thing."

Tony shook his head repeatedly. Unlike a rough, unhygienic man like Ivan, Tony Stark was a refined handsome man.

"That man is Wade. He’s a mercenary whose ability is an immortal body, but his physique isn’t particularly strong. He was about as strong as I was in the beginning."

Steve’s voice sounded in everyone’s earpieces. "However, Bert once issued a strict order: if you see this man anywhere outside Africa, knock him out immediately and send him back to Africa."

"Bert knows this guy?"

Everyone was stunned. Hulk asked in confusion, "He’s so weak. Why is Hela treating him like a trump card?"

Steve rubbed his nose, feeling vaguely offended.

"Obviously because I’m popular."

Deadpool seemed to have heard Hulk’s comment and said smugly, "When you’re popular, you can do whatever you want. Take Captain America, for example—because he’s popular, reality got rewritten so he could go Fifty-Fifty with Thanos. Hulk and Thor cried themselves unconscious in the bathroom."

"Although I have no idea what he’s talking about, I feel like I’ve been offended again," Steve said.

"Why not test him?"

Skye could not be bothered with more nonsense. She raised a hand toward Deadpool, and the void vibrated violently as layer upon layer of shockwaves crashed toward him.

"Quake, don’t act so arrogant just because you’re a main character. TV shows have way less prestige than movies. The movie universe doesn’t even want to bring you guys in. Of course, you’re still better than Black Bolt over there. His TV show bombed so badly it never even got a second season. Then again, he deserved it. Inhumans was even worse than Iron Fist."

Deadpool rambled on without making any attempt to defend himself. The next moment, spatial ripples flashed, and he turned into a pile of minced meat.

"So weak?"

Everyone was stunned. Jessica said, "He might be another God Abomination. Everyone, be careful."

Skye and Black Bolt immediately raised their guard. It was entirely possible. That guy was hideous enough to look like an avocado. Plenty of people would believe he was a God Abomination.

"Please, I look way better than a God Abomination, okay?"

Deadpool quickly revived. He said toward the void, "Also, don’t judge me by my looks. I have several wives, and one of them is even a Queen. Are you jealous?"

At that moment, a Sonic Wave swept across Deadpool’s body, turning him into minced meat again.

Black Bolt looked stunned. "He hasn’t gotten stronger. He’s still a weakling."

"Have someone deal with this lunatic. Black Bolt and I will handle Hela."

After thinking it over, Skye flew toward the Domain of Death with Black Bolt again. A cold glint flashed in Hela’s eyes as she aimed the Night Sky Sword at Deadpool, preparing to cut off that thing completely—the kind that could not regenerate.

"Don’t, absolutely don’t! I’m getting to work right now."

Deadpool instantly revived. Then he arrogantly shouted at the Super Heroes, "Come at me together. I want to fight ten of you."

"Where did this idiot come from?"

Hulk impatiently hurled a demon god at Deadpool like a meteor. With Deadpool’s frail physique, being hit would surely reduce him to dust.

"Sorry, I’m not the man I used to be."

Deadpool theatrically took out a red wig and put it on. Then he shouted, and the surrounding space instantly collapsed. The incoming demon god was directly disintegrated, turning into black mist and vanishing.

Deadpool apparently still was not satisfied. He clenched both fists, and a gigantic black phoenix suddenly appeared behind him, crying out toward the sky and shaking the entire void.

Deadpool turned toward the void and asked, "Dark Phoenix Deadpool—impressive, right?"

The Black Phoenix phantom gave off an utterly terrifying aura, as if it could destroy heaven and earth. Everyone’s expressions changed. Skye frowned and attacked Deadpool alongside Black Bolt, but whether it was shockwaves or Sonic Waves, the instant they entered Deadpool’s surroundings, they were disintegrated.

"Unless you have Wolverine, you’re doomed to lose. And just so you know, it has to be Wolverine, because he’s my best buddy. He’s the only one I’d go easy on."

Deadpool let out a strange laugh, clapped his hands, and rapidly flew toward Skye and Black Bolt. Everywhere he passed, space shattered with crashing sounds, a terrifying sight.

Skye and Black Bolt’s expressions changed slightly. They flew backward while attacking Deadpool, but no matter what attack they used, the instant it entered Deadpool’s domain, it was disintegrated. There was not a single exception.

Seeing that he could not catch Skye and Black Bolt, Deadpool turned and flew toward Hulk.

"Hulk, you actually dared seduce my ex-wife, Scarlett! Today, I’ll show you what happens to a Minotaur."

Deadpool shouted righteously. Everyone stared at Hulk in astonishment. You had that kind of hobby? "Bullshit! How dare you slander me? Even if someone did seduce your ex-wife, it would be Banner, not me."

Hulk flew into a rage, slamming his palm down at Deadpool like a green mountain. But to everyone’s horror, the moment his palm entered Deadpool’s domain, it was disintegrated. In the blink of an eye, bone was already visible.

Hulk was horrified and hurriedly pulled back his hand, but it was too late. His entire palm had been disintegrated.

Fortunately, Hulk could regenerate. Otherwise, his beloved would have left him forever.

"Haha, now you know how powerful I am, right?"

Deadpool laughed triumphantly and charged toward the Super Heroes and demon gods. The Super Heroes and demon gods were terrified out of their wits and hurriedly fled the area.

Seeing everyone flee like homeless dogs, Deadpool became even more excited and pursued them relentlessly. It was worth mentioning that he chased not only the Super Heroes, but the demon gods as well.

One demon god could not help cursing, "We’re on the same side, you idiot! Why are you chasing us?"

Deadpool cursed back, "Same side my ass! I, Wade, am sworn enemies with you damned demon gods. Unless—unless you bribe me with money."

"Bribe you with money?"

The demon gods nearly coughed up blood. He had chased them for so long just to extort them? What a talent.

While fighting Hela, Little Hela complained, "Where did you find this lunatic? He turned a perfectly good battlefield into some absurd comedy. This is the ultimate battlefield deciding the fate of the universe. Can we be serious?"

"He really is a mental patient—the certified kind."

Hela rolled her eyes and shouted, "Wade, stop wasting time and deal with those Super Heroes already."

"Fine, you’re the boss."

Deadpool reluctantly stopped chasing them. After thinking for a moment, he put away the Black Phoenix behind him, then raised a hand and sucked at Ivan and Tony from afar. The two flew helplessly toward him.

"Magnetism. This guy can control magnetic fields."

Tony and Ivan were alarmed and attacked Deadpool at the same time. Deadpool waved a hand, and all the missiles and lightning were disintegrated.

Then Deadpool grabbed through the air with his other hand. Something like a glass sphere appeared in his hand. He aimed it at Tony and Ivan, and both were sucked into the sphere, becoming prisoners.

"Tony, remember to give me an autograph later. You’re the main character of the movie universe, even if you did die in the end. As for Ivan… uh, forget it. You’re just a minor supporting character in the comics. Your autograph won’t sell."

Deadpool said this as Tony and Ivan looked at the planet-filled surroundings and cried out in alarm, "A universe?"

"This is a Little Universe I just created. Impressive, right?"

Deadpool laughed smugly. Everyone drew in a sharp breath. Creating a Little Universe with his bare hands—what kind of monster was this guy? "Don’t be so surprised, Reed. This is your son Franklin’s ability."

Deadpool turned and shouted toward the spaceship where Dr. Richards was. "Your son Franklin is the strongest mutant in history. Oh, and he asked me to pass along a message:

‘Dad, that bastard Blood God is introducing Mom to boyfriends. If you don’t make a move soon, Mom is going to be stolen away.’"

"Huh?"

Dr. Richards was dumbfounded. That sentence had contained far too much information. Even he needed time to sort it out.

"After Susan and I get married, we’ll have a son who can create universes by hand? Wow, my genes are actually that powerful? Wait, Blood God is introducing Susan to boyfriends? That’s way too much! Susan is my girlfriend."

Thinking of something, Reed shouted in dissatisfaction. Human Torch complained from beside him, "Ex-girlfriend. You broke up a few months ago because you put the money for your wedding into the stock market. Not only did you lose everything, you also dragged that company into bankruptcy. It was a complete disaster."

Just as Dr. Richards was about to say something, Lizard Doctor asked curiously, "That guy is using your future son’s ability. If he kills you now, what will happen?"

Everyone inside the spaceship froze. Carter asked, "A time paradox?"

"That proposition… is quite interesting."

Dr. Richards stroked his chin with a fascinated look. Steve blinked. Was this guy about to kill himself to prove a theory? Scientists were truly terrifying.

At the same time, on the battlefield, Jessica, Hulk, Mindy, Skye, Black Bolt, Damon, Blade, Mercury, and the other Super Heroes and Blood Clan members all flew helplessly toward Deadpool.

"What’s happening? Why isn’t my body listening to me?"

Jessica was alarmed. She tried to activate the energy within her body, only to discover that she could not do so at all, as if that body no longer belonged to her.

Jessica was not the only one. The others were the same. Their consciousnesses had been separated from their bodies.

Deadpool removed his wig and rambled, "You can’t move because you’ve been hit by the Professor’s Mind Power. That bald guy looks kind and harmless, like a nice old man, but the truth is, he can kill everyone on Earth in an instant.

"Still, his ending isn’t great. In the near future, he’ll develop Alzheimer’s, then kill most of the mutants worldwide, leaving only Wolverine alive.

"And by the way, that movie made less at the box office than my Deadpool. Also, I thought Deadpool 2 would be a massive box-office hit, but it ended up making about the same as the first one.

"Sigh, I don’t know what the director was thinking. Who wants to watch Deadpool not kill people? With that kind of time, you’d be better off going home to watch goody-two-shoes Spider-Man."