Utterly Dumbfounded, Legs Numb from Squatting

The final seven were all among those fifteen Soul Elders. It couldn’t be helped; the gap of an entire major rank was there.

On the first day of school, Class one only elected its class officers. The other classes had been divided by their teachers according to Soul Power, from highest to lowest. That method really wasn’t very good, because some geniuses could fight above their rank.

The next day

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These children no longer needed to study theoretical knowledge. After all, they had already learned it in the junior academy. So Su Yu rearranged the classroom. He removed all the desks and chairs, then took out fifty Prayer Mats. From now on, the students would sit on the Prayer Mats, leaving the space open for easier teaching.

When Class one entered the classroom, they were completely dumbfounded. Where were the desks and chairs??? Had the room been robbed?

Once everyone had arrived, Su Yu said, "I removed all the desks and chairs. From now on, you’ll sit on the Prayer Mats."

"Ah~ Teacher Su, why did you take away all the desks and chairs?" someone asked.

"These desks and chairs were getting in the way in the classroom. Find yourselves a Prayer Mat and sit down," Su Yu said.

Everyone immediately sighed and found Prayer Mats to sit on. Their perfectly good chairs were gone, so naturally none of them were very happy.

Su Yu looked at them and asked, "Has anyone among you joined the Tang Sect?"

The next moment, all fifty people raised their hands. Since they had the ability to enter Shrek Academy, they naturally had the strength to join the Tang Sect. After all, the requirements for joining the Tang Sect were far lower than those for entering Shrek Academy.

Su Yu nodded slightly. "Then you all know the Tang Sect’s secret arts, right?"

Everyone nodded.

"You may continue practicing the Tang Sect’s secret arts. They truly benefit you as well. But starting today, you must also practice something else. It is a battle art called the Fight Heaven Battle Art. It has three levels: Fight Immortal, Fight Buddha, and Fight God. Because this battle art is special, I will often take you to the Star Dou Great Forest for training in the future. I will also teach you the knowledge of Buddhism and Taoism."

"Teacher Su, what are Buddhism and Taoism?" someone asked in confusion.

Su Yu stroked his chin. "You really are completely unfamiliar with Buddhism and Taoism. It seems I’ll have to familiarize you with them first. Today, there is only one task: get acquainted with the first level of the Fight Heaven Battle Art."

As he spoke, Su Yu called out in his mind to the Fight Heaven Battle Art, which he had not invoked in a long time. In the next instant, a stretch of text appeared in the air, and everyone immediately began reading it.

After they finished reading, red light appeared around their bodies. In the end, all fifty people emitted red radiance. Su Yu said, "You have already cultivated to the Fight Immortal stage. Your bodies are now comparable to thousand-year Soul Beasts, and when you use this battle art while unleashing Soul Skills, your attack power will directly double!"

"This is way too awesome!" everyone exclaimed excitedly.

Su Yu smiled. "You are my students, after all. How could you be weak? Now, even the weakest person in our class could defeat the strongest person in any other class without any problem."

"Yeah! Teacher Su is mighty!" The fifty of them immediately cheered.

The classes below were all puzzled. What was Class one doing that had them so excited?

After that, Su Yu did nothing else. He simply began telling them the stories of Journey to the West and Creation of the Gods, allowing them to quickly learn about Buddhism and Taoism. Su Yu felt that storytelling was the best method.

While Su Yu was telling stories, the class monitors of the classes below all sent people upstairs to investigate. After all, they had all heard that Class one’s homeroom teacher was a Titled Douluo, so they naturally cared about what was happening in Class one.

But after those spies listened to Su Yu tell Journey to the West for a while, they couldn’t help continuing to listen. Soon, the corridor outside Class one was packed with squatting people.

The class monitors of the other classes grew anxious. What was going on? Why had they been gone so long without returning? Could they have been detained in Class one? Those monitors immediately sent more people to find out what was happening, and they did not return either.

They sent more people over, and they still did not return. The monitors’ scalps went numb, and they couldn’t help coming to the fourth floor themselves. When they saw the thirty or forty people squatting in the corridor, they were utterly dumbfounded.

What the hell were you all here for? Why were you all squatting here? The class monitors carefully ran over, then each gave their own classmates a knock on the head and angrily demanded, "What are you doing?! Why didn’t you come back and report after gathering the information?"

"Monitor, don’t talk, or we’ll be discovered. Listen for yourself, Monitor. This teacher’s story is so exciting!" several students whispered.

The class monitors listened in confusion for a while, then became engrossed as well.

When class time arrived, the homeroom teachers entered their classrooms and froze. Why were several people missing? And they were even class officers!

After asking around, those homeroom teachers learned that they had all gone to Class one and never returned. Afraid that Su Yu had done something to their students, they took off running and quickly rushed to the fourth floor.

Then, like the class monitors before them, they were dumbfounded when they saw everyone squatting in the corridor. What was going on? Why were they all squatting here???

"What are you doing?" the homeroom teachers asked directly.

The students of Class one and Su Yu all looked outside. The people squatting in the corridor immediately covered their faces. Being caught squatting outside someone else’s classroom was far too embarrassing.

The homeroom teachers smiled at Su Yu and said, "Your Excellency, we apologize. The students are ignorant and have disturbed you."

Then they looked at their own students and said, "Why aren’t you going back yet?!"

The whole group immediately started running. Someone even shouted, "Ow, pull me up! My legs are numb from squatting!"

The people in Class one were utterly dumbfounded. What was going on? When had so many people been squatting outside? Their legs had even gone numb from squatting!?

Su Yu smiled. He had known all along that they were squatting outside, but he had not paid much attention to it. As long as they did not disturb him, it was fine.

"All right, let’s continue."

With that, Su Yu continued his story. Journey to the West had only just begun, and it would still take some time to finish telling both Journey to the West and Creation of the Gods.

After that group of students returned, their hearts itched unbearably. They still wanted to keep listening!

The moment the dismissal bell rang, they raced up to the fourth floor and squatted down outside again. Then, once class began, they could only sigh and return to their own classrooms.

This phenomenon immediately attracted the attention of others. Everyone became curious about what Class one had that was so captivating. Groups upon groups surged toward the fourth floor, making a tremendous racket.

Su Yu frowned. With a wave of his hand, an iron gate suddenly appeared between the third and fourth floors. Then Su Yu set up a soundproof formation around Class one’s classroom.

Seeing the gate that had suddenly appeared, everyone froze. Then they all fled in fright, while those who had listened to Su Yu’s stories felt like crying without tears.