Staff of the Mentally Impaired

"Holy fucking shit…"

After hearing the system prompt, Fang Mo nearly started swearing. "How the hell is it this mod!?"

Honestly, when the system prompt first sounded, Fang Mo had thought some mod had been unlocked on the Kree planet. He had even planned to hurry down and feel around for it…

He never expected the mod’s source to be on the ship.

And it was actually a shit mod.

Strictly speaking, Fang Mo had played this mod before. Back when he was on a 1.7.10 server, he had still been painstakingly mining Diamond while others were already slaughtering everything in reddish-brown gear.

Out of curiosity, Fang Mo had asked the others what mod it was.

So they enthusiastically pulled Fang Mo over to a white block called a toilet and handed him a roll of toilet paper.

Fang Mo right-clicked the toilet paper in utter confusion, only to find a strange brown smear in the middle of it. Then the others instructed him to use four such sheets to craft a shit block, then toss it into a furnace and smelt it into a reddish-brown shit ingot…

Equipment made from shit ingots had stats equal to Diamond, and could even be enchanted.

Fang Mo had stared at the shit ingot in his hand for a long time. He had kept pondering which was more important, dignity or survival. After that night passed, he felt like his thoughts had ascended to a higher realm.

But that had only been a game.

Burning some shit for fun in a game did not seem like a big deal.

But things were different now. That game had become part of Fang Mo, and he even had that terrifying ability to make things real, making MC items especially lifelike.

Of course, the mod itself was not what Fang Mo feared most.

No matter how disgusting the mod was, as long as Fang Mo did not use it, it represented at most a Lucky Block.

What Fang Mo truly feared was Drax.

He had unlocked more than forty mods by now, so he understood the unlocking mechanism very well.

Normally, the system prompt would only trigger when a certain item was near him. But this mod had suddenly unlocked, and there was probably only one reason: Drax might have gotten a little…

At that thought, Fang Mo’s scalp went numb.

"Fuck, Drax, don’t come over here!"

Fang Mo hurriedly shouted, "Go rinse yourself off properly in the washroom! We’re your teammates. If you’ve got any grievances, take them out on Ronan! Don’t fucking strike us down…"

"What?"

Rocket Raccoon froze as well. "Wait, are you saying Drax has something on him…"

"I just wanted to know who made the ship accelerate."

Drax ignored them as he spoke, preparing to push open the door and enter the cockpit. "I was stuck in the toilet for a full half hour. I shouted for ages, but nobody came to help me…"

"Stop! Stop! Don’t come any farther in!"

Fang Mo immediately shouted, "We can talk this out, Drax. Don’t sit in shit… I mean, don’t court death!"

"What’s with the view outside? Have we arrived already?"

Drax saw the scene outside the ship and froze for a moment, but then he laughed. "Ha ha, looks like we’ve reached the Kree homeworld. Excellent."

As he spoke, Drax directly prepared to raise the frying pan in his hand.

"Fuck!"

Seeing this, Fang Mo could no longer worry about anything else. He immediately raised the Infinity Gauntlet. "Third Bomb: Loser Eats Dust!"

The Time Stone flashed green, and Drax’s body immediately began to move backward at high speed. First, he lowered the frying pan. Then his smile vanished. Finally, he walked backward out the door and even closed it behind him.

"Whew, done."

After sending Drax away, Fang Mo also let out a sigh of relief.

"So the principle behind this move is time manipulation?" Rocket Raccoon did not know what the Infinity Stones were, but he was extremely intelligent. After seeing Fang Mo use the ability twice, he immediately figured it out. "Does this time reversal have no limits? Like its range, or how far back it can go?"

"Of course there are limits. You can’t exactly rewind the universe back into a singularity, can you?"

Fang Mo shrugged. "The Infinity Stones themselves are insanely powerful, but they demand a lot from your mental strength and compatibility. My compatibility with the Time Stone is pretty good, though it’s a bit lower than with the Space Stone… Still, it’s enough for everyday use."

"What about Drax?"

Rocket Raccoon asked, "Did you just rewind him to outside the door? Or did you also use that ‘don’t shoot, suck it back in’ thing on him?"

"As expected of the designated straight man I picked. You even noticed a tiny detail like that."

Hearing this, Fang Mo immediately gave Rocket Raccoon a thumbs-up. "I set Drax to rewind thirty-five minutes, so right now his state is ‘don’t shit, suck it back in.’ Of course, I had no choice. What if he couldn’t wash himself clean? So I could only resort to this. Clean and hygienic, brothers…"

"Are you even human?"

Rocket Raccoon actually began to feel a little sorry for Drax after hearing that. "This is what you meant by not striking down your teammates? Drax is about to cry himself unconscious in the toilet."

"Ah, you’re wrong."

Fang Mo smiled and waved his hand. "For these thirty-five minutes, his name should be Dax."

"…"

Rocket Raccoon rubbed his forehead, no longer wanting to say anything on the subject. "Get ready. The Kree’s next wave of attacks is about to arrive."

"Oh, don’t panic."

Fang Mo nodded. "In a moment, I’ll show you your master’s complete form."

As they spoke, the Kree planet began its attack. All kinds of physical shells and energy beams came flooding in, and in an instant, Strong Light swallowed the entire space before the ship. Everywhere he looked was filled with attacks.

Seeing this, Fang Mo immediately teleported outside the ship, then clenched his fist.

Azure radiance lit up, and the space before the Milano was instantly shrouded in spatial mist. Immediately afterward, a deep void began expanding rapidly.

It was somewhat like the portal from the New York Battle, but both its scale and deployment speed were absurd.

The Kree planet’s attacks quickly vanished into the portal. Then Fang Mo clenched his fist again, and all those attacks poured out from the spatial gate like rain, bombarding the Kree planet’s surface in return.

Below the area where the Milano was hovering was probably some kind of military zone. Even with the naked eye, one could see numerous defensive fortifications. Yet after this mass of cannon fire and beams rained down, the entire area immediately descended into chaos, with explosions and flames constantly flashing everywhere.

But very quickly, the Kree deployed an energy barrier.

Pale blue energy linked together into a massive mesh-like structure before forming an airtight energy shield. Whether particle cannons or physical weapons, they only caused ripples when they struck it.

In the original Guardians of the Galaxy, Xandar’s ships had also used a pale yellow energy barrier.

It seemed the Kree had mastered similar technology as well.

"Damn, that’s cool as hell."

Fang Mo stared at the energy barrier below in surprise. Its coverage was far too vast. As expected of an interstellar civilization. This military zone alone was nearly as large as several entire Seireitei.

"Looks like I need to make a trip to the Naruto world when I get the chance. At the very least, I need to bring Kaguya’s outfit and sword back. Otherwise, not being able to throw meteors is seriously annoying."

Fang Mo looked at the energy barrier below and could not help muttering to himself, "Tch, now I can’t even find a suitable rock to throw… Wait, a rock?"

At that thought, Fang Mo immediately drew the Singularity Greatsword.

Then he summoned the Bedrock Golem, Malphite.

"Big Smarty, it’s time to show off your indestructible power." Fang Mo first patted Malphite on the shoulder. Then, before he could react, Fang Mo violently hurled him downward.

The Bedrock Golem flew out with a bewildered expression.

But before he could fully fall into the atmosphere, a small portal suddenly appeared before him.

The Bedrock Golem crashed headfirst into the portal and found himself back beside Fang Mo. Then purple light flashed around Fang Mo, and the Gravity Field that had just pushed the ship began pushing the Bedrock Golem, accelerating him forward before he crashed into the portal again.

Like this, Malphite’s body was continuously accelerated by the Gravity Field.

Eventually, even Fang Mo couldn’t clearly see his figure. He could only vaguely make out a gray streak surging at extreme speed between the two portals.

"Go, Malphite!"

Feeling that the acceleration was about enough, Fang Mo directly dismissed the portals.

Malphite’s body instantly smashed toward the ground. After being accelerated continuously, his body could no longer be seen clearly. The atmosphere did not even have time to generate heat through friction; the air was forcibly pierced through as though it were solid.

Naturally, the defensive shield below suffered the same fate.

In less than 0.01 seconds, the shield was forcibly pierced. Before even the shield generators could overload and explode, Malphite had already crashed heavily into the ground.

The hard metal ground was as soft as water. Malphite’s body plunged straight into it before slamming heavily into the depths of the planet’s crust. All kinetic energy was released in an instant. At that moment, Malphite seemed to become light, and every bit of matter around him sublimated in an instant.

It was as though the Staff of the God had struck the ground.

Mountains collapsed, ley lines shattered, and unprecedented shockwaves swept across the land.

Huge slabs of rock rolled and exploded upward. Countless cracks spread madly like abyssal rifts, destroying everything in their path. Even the Kree’s steel jungle collapsed in an instant. Countless fortifications and buildings exploded at the same time, becoming dazzling firelight, while ashes and smoke surged from the fissures like a rolling tsunami, swallowing everything with a sky-shrouding force.