My Stand-in is Steve

"Child, do you know what this is?"

Thanos raised his golden gauntlet, six Infinity Stones shimmering with dazzling light: "With a snap of my fingers, you will turn into dust in the wind."

"*Dad doesn't believe it*."

Fang Mo, clad in the Infinity Armor, slowly shook his head, his Universal Sword pointing directly at Thanos's shiny purple head: "Today, forget about the Infinity Stones, not even the Heart of the Universe can save your dog life!"

"Do you know what this is? This is a Truth-Seeking Orb!"

Uchiha Madara stood in mid-air, laughing wildly: "It is the strongest spear, and also the strongest shield, there is nothing it cannot destroy!"

"*You really haven't seen anything hard, have you…?*" Fang Mo grinned, pulling out a piece of bedrock: "**Dare to compare it with this!?**"

"Is this… the Philosopher's Stone?"

Edward stared blankly at the red crystal in front of him: "It can ignore the law of equivalent exchange?"

"Uh, in a sense, it can only be considered the *basis* of equivalent exchange."

Fang Mo touched the portable crafting table in his hand: "But if you want it, I could consider giving you a set."

…

When the Fourth Calamity meets the Mystcraft mod, this blocky person finally begins to wreak havoc across the myriad worlds.

(To reiterate, the stand-in is Steve, the protagonist of *Minecraft*, not Captain America. This is an MC fanfiction…)